ZeldaQueen: This is it, folks! The last hurrah! The home stretch! And to celebrate, we're joined once more by Link, Midna, and Ganondorf! Shall we begin?
ZeldaQueen: Howdy folks and welcome to more boring smutMy Inner Life! Unfortunately, we will not be joined by Link, Midna, or Ganondorf this time around. You see, Link caught wind of what's going to be happening for about three quarters of this chapter and made it very clear that he had no wish to read it, nor to let any other canon Legend of Zelda characters do so. So it's just me and a guest sporker - Southern Gaelic! So let's get started!
ZeldaQueen: Well folks, as you all may recall, Dark Link was killed in an extremely improbable though predictable use of deus ex machina, by way of the Sue setting herself alight and burning him up. Now as you know, I'm saving all ranting for this chapter, since this is the chapter were it's all properly explained. Midna and Ganondorf are still here and they've helped me tie Link to a chair, since we're fairly sure that the contents of this chapter will send him into a frothing rage. So, time to get started!
ZeldaQueen: Well, I'm back and so is Link and we've got more of the epicsucky mediocre tale of Jenna. I won't lie to you folks, this chapter and the next one or two really steam my clams. I mean, I know we just had the God-awful sex and all, but there's going to be a lot of insane entitlement here and that's what I really hate in this