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ZeldaQueen: In which Nora's brain continues to die and not much else happens

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ZeldaQueen: Hello folks, things are going to be done a little differently today. The next few chapters are just a lot of filler of the same old, same old. So for the first time, we're going to leave the Sporking Chamber and make use of the Sporking Theater, for a dramatization of the chapters. If necessary, we'll break for sporkings. And for these dramatizations, we're putting the drinking game on hold. We can't very well get snookered while acting. Well, we can, but we'd probably end up re-enacting the orgy from Lysistrata, which may not be a bad thing, but it won't finish the fic. So then, I'll be playing Kate and Jack Sparrow will be played by Link. Link? Link? Where did you go?

Link: *offstate* I am not coming out like this!

ZeldaQueen: Oh yes you are, or I'm going to tell everyone that you still feel something for Jenna Silver -

Link: I WILL KILL YOU!

ZeldaQueen: Oh come on, we both know you won't. Hero of Hyrule and all

Link: You're evil

ZeldaQueen: Maybe. Just come out on stage. The sooner you do this, the sooner it'll be over

Link: Fine. *Clomps out on stage in a black, braided wig and pirate regalia, sporting a very fake tan*

ZeldaQueen: You need more of a stagger in your walk

Link: *death glare*

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ZeldaQueen: In which Zoey shows terrible logic skills and I nearly have an aneurysm

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ZeldaQueen: Might I take this moment to say that I hate these point of view changes? All it does is remind us that yes, everyone is only thinking of the Sue

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ZeldaQueen: Part two of this chapter! Thank God we're nearly done, I'm losing the will to live!

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ZeldaQueen: Howdy folks! We're really getting down to the wire here. Second-to-last chapter of My Inner Life, right here, right now!

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ZeldaQueen: Right. *rubs hands* One more chapter after this one and we will be over and done with for Jacob's point of view. And word on the grapevine is that these last two chapters are doozys, so lets see what's in store for us!

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