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ZeldaQueen: When we last left off, Shannon and her centaur husband, ClanFintan, got hitched in their year-long handfast, with no witnesses and pretty much nothing to indicate that this was the uber-important event it was built up to be.

I apologize if any of that sentence caused anyone headaches.

Let's Spend A Chapter Reflecting On How A Hot Dancer Looks Like A Character We Never Met! )
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ZeldaQueen: WARNING! THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS TWO UNDERAGE CHILDREN ENGAGING IN SEXUAL ACTIVITIES, ALL OF WHICH IS DESCRIBED IN THE MOST LOVING AND DETAILED MANNER POSSIBLE!

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ZeldaQueen: In which Nora's common sense appears to be in the negative double digits


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ZeldaQueen: In which we see that the Cast ladies really need to leave the minority analogies to Marvel

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ZeldaQueen: Before we begin today's daily dose of fuckwittery, the amazing and diligent [info]gehayi has brought to our attention some new details concerning the DDoS issues. The long and short of it is that apparently some computers are being hijacked for the DDoSing, and Lifejournal has created a list of the "zombie bots". To check if your IP address is one of the ones used in the attacks, go here to get the address and view the list of addresses Lifejournal has kindly provided.

With that said, onward to the idiocy that is Gethesemane

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ZeldaQueen: Howdy-do, ladies and germs! In this chapter, either the Casts or I fail Sex Ed forever.

Warnings for this chapter! A girl tries to force a blowjob on a guy while he makes it clear he doesn't consent, and the protagonist gives it no thought! Please proceed with caution!


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ZeldaQueen: Hey there, everyone! The last few chapters here are really short, and I want to put this thing to rest so that I can concentrate on other stuff, especially Holly Potter, who has gotten an update recently *snarls* That being said, let's get through this!

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Author's Note

ZeldaQueen: Oh, this'll be rich.


I have started a rewrite for this story;

ZeldaQueen: WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE LAST AUTHOR'S NOTE, IF THAT'S THE CASE? WOULD IT KILL YOU TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND BEFORE YOU POST? THIS IS A FAN FICTION, NOT A MESSAGE BOARD!

however, i have made some changes. The title for now is untitled.

ZeldaQueen: I have to say, "Untitled" is probably more imaginative than what it is now. Or is it supposed to be some modern philosophical statement, like "My title is now untitled, and my coffee's getting cold"?

And...that's it. Really. That's it for the end of this fic, thus far. So, unless the suthor does her miracle rewrite, this thing is laid to rest. Hooray!




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ZeldaQueen: Hey folks, remember the first bit of this sporking, when I told you how Nancy was bragging about her poetry for kids? We're going to see a little bit of how "good" she is in this chapter...

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