zelda_queen | Entries tagged with guest sporker: raxis

Raxis: Hey peeps, Queeny and I are back to spork Stouffer's pity-party FAQ!

ZeldaQueen: Indeed, we are! :D Technically, Stouffer referrs to this on her website as an "interview". She fails to say who she was being interviewed by though, so for all intents and purposes, it's an FAQ. Nothing starts off the new year like a look into the mind of a delusional Suethor, so let's have at it!

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Current Mood: excited

ZeldaQueen: WARNING! THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS TWO UNDERAGE CHILDREN ENGAGING IN SEXUAL ACTIVITIES, ALL OF WHICH IS DESCRIBED IN THE MOST LOVING AND DETAILED MANNER POSSIBLE!

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ZeldaQueen: WARNING! THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS AN UNDERAGE GIRL PULLING OFF HER BROTHER'S UNDERPANTS AND EXPOSING HIS JUNK TO THE WORLD, WHILE LAUGHING AT HIS MISFORTUNE! IT ALSO CONTAINS A DIFFERENT UNDERAGE GIRL GIVING SAID BROTHER A BLOWJOB! DON'T READ THIS IF SHARP IMPLEMENTS ARE AROUND!
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ZeldaQueen: PEOPLE! MORE WARNINGS! THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS MORE TICKLE-TORTURE, WITH AN UNDERAGE GIRL GRABBING A DUDE'S JUNK, AND THEN GETTING A SPANKING, ALL OF WHICH IS DESCRIBED IN GREAT DETAIL!

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ZeldaQueen: All the same warnings as before, ladies and gentlemen! This chapter contains a detailed description of a twelve-year-old being strung up and forcibly stripped and tickled, while he makes it clear he doesn't consent!
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ZeldaQueen: Once again, warnings! This chapter contains a detailed description of a twelve-year-old being strung up and forcibly stripped and tickled, while he makes it clear he doesn't consent!

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ZeldaQueen: Before we begin, warnings! This chapter contains urine drinking, and not in the narmy, silly way done in My Inner Life!

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ZeldaQueen: In which we get the calm before the storm.

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Raxis: Hello peeps, I'm back for another go with Queeny! :D

ZeldaQueen: Glad to have you, Raxis! *to the viewers* Folks, you all remember Neil. How could you not? Hogwarts Exposed can only be forgotten through heavy drinking coupled with a lobotomy.

Raxis: I'm not sure that's sufficient.

ZeldaQueen: Possibly the best we could do. In any case, we sang Halle-hallelueh, Neil had gone away for some time. Unfortunately, he's back. And this time, he wrote some original fiction.

Raxis: Dear god, no. How does it compare with Hogwarts Exposed? I've never actually read this thing before; is it worse?

ZeldaQueen: What sort of a question is that? He no longer has Harry Potter canon to mask his blatant fetishes and pedophilia with. Of COURSE it's worse!

Raxis: Aww, shit, you're right. Hey, anyone mind going into Fire Emblem or something so we can ask the Demon King to munch Neil's soul?

ZeldaQueen: It would likely give him indigestion. So, let us instead spork it! For your ~~enjoyment~~ ~~pleasure~~ eye-gouging -

Raxis: Hah, the only one in any sort of enjoyment is that piece of slime who wrote this.

ZeldaQueen: - We give you The Gang!

Raxis: That's the name?

ZeldaQueen: Yes. Doesn't it just sound like a happy children's-block show?

Raxis: Depressingly, yes.

ZeldaQueen: :D Let's get started!

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Fiction Notes: A work of original fiction by Neil. Tells the story of an unusually horny twelve-year-old and a group of sex-obsessed children.

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The Realm of Literacy

Building a Better Writer

The Legend Of Rah And The Muggles: Author Talk

The Gang: Chapter 7 - Playtime

The Gang: Chapter 6 - All Revealed

The Gang: Chapter 5 - The Newcomer

The Gang: Chapter 4 - The Test (Part 2)

The Gang: Chapter 4 - The Test (Part 1)

The Gang: Chapter 3 - Second Thoughts

The Gang: Chapter 2 - The Invitation

The Gang: Chapter 1 - Benedict Davidson

The Gang: Introduction/Warnings

The Gang: Table Of Contents

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