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The Gang: Chapter 1 - Benedict Davidson
Aug. 22nd, 2012 01:29 amRaxis: Hello peeps, I'm back for another go with Queeny! :D
ZeldaQueen: Glad to have you, Raxis! *to the viewers* Folks, you all remember Neil. How could you not? Hogwarts Exposed can only be forgotten through heavy drinking coupled with a lobotomy.
Raxis: I'm not sure that's sufficient.
ZeldaQueen: Possibly the best we could do. In any case, we sang Halle-hallelueh, Neil had gone away for some time. Unfortunately, he's back. And this time, he wrote some original fiction.
Raxis: Dear god, no. How does it compare with Hogwarts Exposed? I've never actually read this thing before; is it worse?
ZeldaQueen: What sort of a question is that? He no longer has Harry Potter canon to mask his blatant fetishes and pedophilia with. Of COURSE it's worse!
Raxis: Aww, shit, you're right. Hey, anyone mind going into Fire Emblem or something so we can ask the Demon King to munch Neil's soul?
ZeldaQueen: It would likely give him indigestion. So, let us instead spork it! For yourenjoyment pleasure eye-gouging -
Raxis: Hah, the only one in any sort of enjoyment is that piece of slime who wrote this.
ZeldaQueen: - We give you The Gang!
Raxis: That's the name?
ZeldaQueen: Yes. Doesn't it just sound like a happy children's-block show?
Raxis: Depressingly, yes.
ZeldaQueen: :D Let's get started!
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ZeldaQueen: Glad to have you, Raxis! *to the viewers* Folks, you all remember Neil. How could you not? Hogwarts Exposed can only be forgotten through heavy drinking coupled with a lobotomy.
Raxis: I'm not sure that's sufficient.
ZeldaQueen: Possibly the best we could do. In any case, we sang Halle-hallelueh, Neil had gone away for some time. Unfortunately, he's back. And this time, he wrote some original fiction.
Raxis: Dear god, no. How does it compare with Hogwarts Exposed? I've never actually read this thing before; is it worse?
ZeldaQueen: What sort of a question is that? He no longer has Harry Potter canon to mask his blatant fetishes and pedophilia with. Of COURSE it's worse!
Raxis: Aww, shit, you're right. Hey, anyone mind going into Fire Emblem or something so we can ask the Demon King to munch Neil's soul?
ZeldaQueen: It would likely give him indigestion. So, let us instead spork it! For your
Raxis: Hah, the only one in any sort of enjoyment is that piece of slime who wrote this.
ZeldaQueen: - We give you The Gang!
Raxis: That's the name?
ZeldaQueen: Yes. Doesn't it just sound like a happy children's-block show?
Raxis: Depressingly, yes.
ZeldaQueen: :D Let's get started!
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