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ZeldaQueen: Folks, there comes a time when something reaches critical wank capacity. Anyone who's been a member of das_sporking for any length of time probably knows that by now. Still, that doesn't make it any more pleasant to watch when it unfolds in front of you.

Especially when it involves a group of people that have held a special spot in your heart for half a decade or so.

Gehayi: Most of you have probably heard about the now SEVENTY-THREE PAGE Google Doc "Not So Awesome" that has been circulating, as of this writing, for the past week or two. For those who haven't read it, it's a documentation of complaints from producers who no longer work for Channel Awesome. I have been following most of these people on LiveJournal, Twitter and Tumbr starting in 2006. I've seen their complaints voiced since about 2011. This is not sudden. I've read Allison Pregler's complaints before. I recall when Lindsey Ellis and her friends up and left without warning. There have long been hints--hints as strong as concentrated skunk scent--that something was wrong with Channel Awesome.

But I never expected it to be as bad as "Not So Awesome" revealed it to be.

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ZeldaQueen: When we last left off, Shannon and her centaur husband, ClanFintan, got hitched in their year-long handfast, with no witnesses and pretty much nothing to indicate that this was the uber-important event it was built up to be.

I apologize if any of that sentence caused anyone headaches.

( Let's Spend A Chapter Reflecting On How A Hot Dancer Looks Like A Character We Never Met! )

ZeldaQueen: So we're now in the actual magical land. Time for things to REALLY take a turn.

( Character Bashing, Costume Porn, And Understated Weddings, Hooray! )

ZeldaQueen: Whew! Sorry about the delay, folks! Because I'm so behind and because things are going to be slow-moving for awhile, I'm going to try to keep to a Monday-Wednesday-Friday schedule. For now, I think it's high time we had a little more of Shannon Sue and her Amazing Dimension-Hopping. From this point onward, we'll be in the magical Sue-land, where we get to see PC make hash of Celtic folklore and pretty much anything else she likes. Enjoy!

( How Is A Dimension Shift So Boring? )

ZeldaQueen: Damn, sorry about the lack of updates! This is still going on though, no worries!

( Zoey's A Bit Late To The Punchline Here )

ZeldaQueen: Hey, guys! Sorry I dropped the ball on this one. It's back, though!
( WOW, Shannon's An Idiot! )

ZeldaQueen: We last left off with Zoey packing very inadequately to leave home forever and hearing her stepfather calling for her. Want to guess how this is going to turn out?

Ruin: About as well as a kid coming out to his super-conservative parents?

ZeldaQueen: I think you’re being optimistic. Although that comparison will be biting our asses later.
( You Guys, I Think Heifer Just Might Be Not Nice! )

Hey, everyone! ZeldaQueen, checking in with you all. Originally this post was meant to be very different, but then it got deleted because such is life.

Long story short, I kind of fell behind on a bunch of stuff because last weekend was Tekkoshocon, Pittsburgh's own anime convention! I had a ton of fun with everyone and was planning to give a very detailed account of what all happened. Given that I was hit with a few more things to address here though, I decided to make this post an update on things in general. So! *claps hands* What's going on!

( In Regards To My Current Sporkings... )

( Gabriel's Inferno Group Sporking Details )

( Highlights For Tekkoshocon! )

( Goodbye, Puppy Girl )

To make up for that mood whiplash, I'm going to conclude this post with a story from Tekkoshocon which I swear is 100% true and in no way embellished. Because my panel had run over its allotted time and hit the point where the convention center rooms were supposed to be locked up and I still had one last fanfiction to have read, I told everyone present that if they wanted to have an unofficial reading of the final scene, we could meet at the roof of the convention center at noon the next day (this would be Sunday, the last day of the convention). The reading was the sex scene written for Sword Art Online in its original light novel format (sporked by Raxis on the comm, for anyone interested) and the turn-out was respectable. We were all having a fine time, reading away and pausing for rants like "WHY WOULD A VIRTUAL VIDEO GAME PROGRAM FOR BODILY FLUIDS TO DISAPPEAR IN BEADS OF LIGHT?" We were about halfway through and things were really getting uh...steamy, so to speak, when something happened that could not have been more perfect if it was scripted.

Two cosplayers - a boy and a girl - stopped by on the roof.

They were dressed as Kirito and Asuna, the leads of Sword Art Online and the subjects of our reading.

They were far enough away that they couldn't hear us, but we could all see them and freaked. This was the most hilarious thing we could think of, and nobody could decide what to do. Call them over? Say something? Ignore them? Read louder?

As we were deciding, my boyfriend just decided to take matters into his own hands (he does this often) and walked across the roof to them. We could see him saying something to them, which none of us could actually hear. We could all probably guess though, because a split second later, Asuna whipped around to face us and shouted, "YOU'RE READING WHAT?!?"

She then came running over, Kirito in tow, and grabbed the chapter we were reading. I asked her if she wanted to read along with us. She gave it a shot, but only managed to get out one sentence. After that, she quickly left the roof, laughing hysterically and followed by Kirito.

The rest of the reading passed by relatively uneventful. We saw two other different Kirito cosplayers, but none of them ended up interacting with us like that. The whole thing was just brilliant.

I think I'll bring that particular chapter back to read at the panel proper, assuming I'm approved for Round Three next year.

So, that's about all the news from my end. If there are any thoughts, questions, concerns, or observations related to any of this or anything I should have addressed but didn't, please drop me a comment! This is my moment for catching up, so if there's a sporking you'd like to see taking higher priority or something you'd like me to deal with or take care of, now's an excellent time to say so. I promise, unless you're insulting me directly or whatever, I will not be angry. Hell, if you're creative enough with your insults, it's possible even then that I'd be impressed. I'd rather you didn't, but still.

So, yeah. Tell me what is on your mind, hope to pick things up soon! Have a wonderful Sunday evening!

ZeldaQueen: Ready for another chapter with minimal plot and a whole lotta nothing? I know you were!
( God Damn It, Not Five Chapters In And Already We Get Research Fail! )

ZeldaQueen: After our opening chapter of fucking nothing at all, we open with Shannon berating herself for being creeped out. So yeah, this chapter is just directly continuing from the first. I see PC Cast plays as fast and loose with chapter breaks as James Patterson does.
( Dear Lord, Shannon's Judgemental! Zoey, Eat Your Heart Out! )

ZeldaQueen: So yeah, this book is split into three parts, for some reason. I have nary a clue why. Technically the book resets the chapters after each part begins (so the first chapter in the second part is Chapter 1 instead of Chapter 5), but because that's needlessly confusing, I'll just be counting the chapters as they go.
( An Entire Chapter Of Nothing, Shoot Me Now! )

ZeldaQueen: You guys, it is time for us to embark on a long and Sue-filled journey. We are starting off with the first book ever written by PC Cast. Is it as bad as House of Night? There is but one way to find out, so let us begin!
( At Least There Are No "We HEART You!"s... )

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ZeldaQueen: So in the last chapter, Zoey was marked as a vampire and… not much else happened, really. She just whined a lot and made fun of people we didn’t know and never would. This is going to be a pattern. Ready for the next chapter, Ruin?

Ruin: In a masochistic sort of way, yes. Let us spork.
( Poor Zoey's Mom... )

ZeldaQueen: Here we go! Ready to begin, Ruin?

Ruin: Yes!

ZeldaQueen: Brilliant!
( Zoey Whining - This Is Our Book, Nay, Our Series )

Well, we've come to the end of 2014, so I thought I'd do a post to greet in the New Year! Got a lot of fun stuff planned for 2015, and I hope everyone else does as well. I also meant to post this when the start of 2015 actually came around, so this should tell you how on top of things I am right now.
( Y'know, for anyone interested... )

ZeldaQueen: Hey, everybody! It’s this thing, again. I know, I know, I abandoned this series for ages and now I’m starting over instead of doing Chosen. I’m sorry! It’s just that I’ve been reading ahead, and there are a lot of things I should have covered in the first two book sporkings but didn’t. And so I decided it would be easier to just restart the sporkings, instead of spending a ton of time pausing to go over stuff from several books back.

Joining me for this new sporking is the wonderful Ruin Takada! Give this dude a big round of applause, ladies and gentlemen! He’s willingly going into this and taking down the House of Night!

Ruin: It’s true. I’m actually here of my own volition.

ZeldaQueen: Ready to get started? *cracks knuckles*

Ruin: *silently resists the urge to weep* Yes.
( Nothing Says "Professional" Like "We Heart You!" )

ZeldaQueen: Hey, everybody! To those who get announcements on postings to das_sporking, I am very, very sorry about the one that went out not long ago. Posting has not yet resumed. I had meant to submit something to the pending approval list, and it kind of just went straight through. So I'm sorry if I caused any confusion there. To make it up to you all, I thought I'd spork a one-shot by BeatriceTheGolden, a rather infamous fanficcer in the Hetalia fandom, known for her rather...erm, extreme kinks (specifically guro). As the warning tags for this post indicate, we're getting bestiality. More on that with the author's notes, though!
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The Realm of Literacy

Building a Better Writer

The Awesome Has Left: A Dissection of Channel Awesome's Official Response

Divine By Mistake: Chapter 7

Divine By Mistake: Chapter 6

Divine By Mistake: Chapter 5

Marked Redux: Chapter 4

Divine By Mistake: Chapter 4

Marked Redux: Chapter 3

Announcements From The Realm: Busy Times Last Weekend

Divine By Mistake: Chapter 3

Divine By Mistake: Chapter 2

Divine By Mistake: Chapter 1

Divine By Mistake: Acknowledgments

Divine By Mistake: Table Of Contents

Marked Redux: Chapter 2

Marked Redux: Chapter 1

Announcements From The Realm: Happy 2015

Marked Redux: Acknowledgments

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Marked - Table Of Contents

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