zelda_queen | Entries tagged with suethor: pc cast

ZeldaQueen: When we last left off, Shannon and her centaur husband, ClanFintan, got hitched in their year-long handfast, with no witnesses and pretty much nothing to indicate that this was the uber-important event it was built up to be.

I apologize if any of that sentence caused anyone headaches.

( Let's Spend A Chapter Reflecting On How A Hot Dancer Looks Like A Character We Never Met! )

ZeldaQueen: So we're now in the actual magical land. Time for things to REALLY take a turn.

( Character Bashing, Costume Porn, And Understated Weddings, Hooray! )

ZeldaQueen: Whew! Sorry about the delay, folks! Because I'm so behind and because things are going to be slow-moving for awhile, I'm going to try to keep to a Monday-Wednesday-Friday schedule. For now, I think it's high time we had a little more of Shannon Sue and her Amazing Dimension-Hopping. From this point onward, we'll be in the magical Sue-land, where we get to see PC make hash of Celtic folklore and pretty much anything else she likes. Enjoy!

( How Is A Dimension Shift So Boring? )

ZeldaQueen: Damn, sorry about the lack of updates! This is still going on though, no worries!

( Zoey's A Bit Late To The Punchline Here )

ZeldaQueen: Hey, guys! Sorry I dropped the ball on this one. It's back, though!
( WOW, Shannon's An Idiot! )

ZeldaQueen: We last left off with Zoey packing very inadequately to leave home forever and hearing her stepfather calling for her. Want to guess how this is going to turn out?

Ruin: About as well as a kid coming out to his super-conservative parents?

ZeldaQueen: I think you’re being optimistic. Although that comparison will be biting our asses later.
( You Guys, I Think Heifer Just Might Be Not Nice! )

ZeldaQueen: Ready for another chapter with minimal plot and a whole lotta nothing? I know you were!
( God Damn It, Not Five Chapters In And Already We Get Research Fail! )

ZeldaQueen: After our opening chapter of fucking nothing at all, we open with Shannon berating herself for being creeped out. So yeah, this chapter is just directly continuing from the first. I see PC Cast plays as fast and loose with chapter breaks as James Patterson does.
( Dear Lord, Shannon's Judgemental! Zoey, Eat Your Heart Out! )

ZeldaQueen: So yeah, this book is split into three parts, for some reason. I have nary a clue why. Technically the book resets the chapters after each part begins (so the first chapter in the second part is Chapter 1 instead of Chapter 5), but because that's needlessly confusing, I'll just be counting the chapters as they go.
( An Entire Chapter Of Nothing, Shoot Me Now! )

ZeldaQueen: You guys, it is time for us to embark on a long and Sue-filled journey. We are starting off with the first book ever written by PC Cast. Is it as bad as House of Night? There is but one way to find out, so let us begin!
( At Least There Are No "We HEART You!"s... )

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ZeldaQueen: So in the last chapter, Zoey was marked as a vampire and… not much else happened, really. She just whined a lot and made fun of people we didn’t know and never would. This is going to be a pattern. Ready for the next chapter, Ruin?

Ruin: In a masochistic sort of way, yes. Let us spork.
( Poor Zoey's Mom... )

ZeldaQueen: Here we go! Ready to begin, Ruin?

Ruin: Yes!

ZeldaQueen: Brilliant!
( Zoey Whining - This Is Our Book, Nay, Our Series )

ZeldaQueen: Hey, everybody! It’s this thing, again. I know, I know, I abandoned this series for ages and now I’m starting over instead of doing Chosen. I’m sorry! It’s just that I’ve been reading ahead, and there are a lot of things I should have covered in the first two book sporkings but didn’t. And so I decided it would be easier to just restart the sporkings, instead of spending a ton of time pausing to go over stuff from several books back.

Joining me for this new sporking is the wonderful Ruin Takada! Give this dude a big round of applause, ladies and gentlemen! He’s willingly going into this and taking down the House of Night!

Ruin: It’s true. I’m actually here of my own volition.

ZeldaQueen: Ready to get started? *cracks knuckles*

Ruin: *silently resists the urge to weep* Yes.
( Nothing Says "Professional" Like "We Heart You!" )

ZeldaQueen: Last but certainly not least, here are the spite fics of Betrayed!
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ZeldaQueen: And finally, we conclude our journey through Betrayed. Was it any better than its predecessor? Let's take a look!

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ZeldaQueen: Well, we've had a fine time getting through Betrayed. Well, you know what I mean. Anywho, it's over and it's time to spork the blurb. Ready?

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ZeldaQueen: And lo, we come to the last chapter of Betrayed. Onward, ladies and gents!

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ZeldaQueen: Aiyah, I've let this one sit for too long! Time to get this puppy finished!

Also, a happy belated birthday to

angel_renoir and

cleolinda, and a happy on-time birthday to

overlordmikey!

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ZeldaQueen: Please, dear lord, let's finish this soon

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The Realm of Literacy

Building a Better Writer

Divine By Mistake: Chapter 7

Divine By Mistake: Chapter 6

Divine By Mistake: Chapter 5

Marked Redux: Chapter 4

Divine By Mistake: Chapter 4

Marked Redux: Chapter 3

Divine By Mistake: Chapter 3

Divine By Mistake: Chapter 2

Divine By Mistake: Chapter 1

Divine By Mistake: Acknowledgments

Divine By Mistake: Table Of Contents

Marked Redux: Chapter 2

Marked Redux: Chapter 1

Marked Redux: Acknowledgments

Betrayed: Spite Fics

Betrayed: Final Assessment

Betrayed: Blurb

Betrayed: Chapter 32

Betrayed: Chapter 31

Betrayed: Chapter 30

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