The Gang: Introduction/Warnings

[zelda_queen]

Introduction/Warnings

Ladies and gentlemen, hello! I know I don't normally do things like this, but given the nature of what is going to be sporked, I figured a little...um, head's up is in order.

This story, as the Table of Contents Notes said, was written by Neil. You might remember him as the fucker who wrote Hogwarts Exposed, otherwise known as Harry Potter: The Pedo-Porn Edition. Yes.

So folks, it goes without saying that these sporkings are not safe to be read by children or those with weak constitutions. Really, they're not safe to be read by most living things, but I leave it to you all to decide to go ahead with it or not. You're all grown-up people, I assume. Just be advised, this material is not safe for work. I plan on scripting/snipping the really bad stuff (and lord above, but it gets bad), but there still will be contents that might infuriating, disgusting, or triggering. In the words of Neil himself:

"Although the story is about a gang of kids, the theme is quite adult..." and "This story is rated X because it contains torture, domination, first time sex, group sex, petting, exhibitionism, safe sex, oral sex, anal sex, masturbation and incest. If you have a problem with any of these please do not read"

It probably goes without saying, but the fic also contains all of the sexism and pedophilia/ephebophilia that defined Hogwarts Exposed, possibly managing to be even worse. Because all of the above? Are done by the aforementioned gang of kids. And Neil writes it all in loving detail, making it more than obvious that it is to cater to his various fetishes.

I shall be sporking this thing with Raxis, who you might remember as the fellow who sporked the Abuse Cycle with me. This brave soul has agreed to help me out, for I dare not face this thing alone.

To all who continue onward, Godspeed! We who are about to die salute you!

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Onward to: Chapter 1 - Benedict Davidson

Return to: Table of Contents

Comments

[mibamonster.livejournal.com]

Neil has... Neil has written original fiction?

Good Lord.

Success, Zelda-Queen. You're stronger than I am...

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes he has.

Thank you. ^^; At least it's only seven chapters, this time.

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Why hasn't any law enforcement official looked at Neil's writing and decided, "Based on the creepy stuff this guy writes, we should pay a lot more attention to what he does in real life"?

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

I have no clue.

Bizarrely, while Neil openly admitted to writing this on his Yahoo group, he credits himself as "MM" on the group's directory to the fics. It's like he's trying to throw off anyone who might connect it to him. Which is a very stupid effort, but given the general IQ of his fans...

[sickbritkid2.livejournal.com]

For the longest time, ZQ, szaleniec, and I, along with a couple of others, were convinced that Neil was picked up by the FBI or something for possession of kiddie porn, hence why he wound up not finishing Exposed.

But no, he reemerged...and his fanbase, interestingly enough.

[erikalyndis.livejournal.com]

*screams*

*takes a breath*

*screams some more*

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

Might want to save the screams for a few later chapters. ^^; You'll be needing it.

[erikalyndis.livejournal.com]

It's okay. When it comes to Neil I don't think there is an upper limit to the screaming.

[chibi-regalli.livejournal.com]

... Well, fuck. This exists.

We're gonna need buckets or something to vomit in, aren't we? Or is that another of this sick fuck's fetishes? I honestly stopped processing everything after poor Kim in HE 2.

[madforbeyond.livejournal.com]

...

...

...

-Blacks out everything in the world and grabs virgin olive-oil, a Zippo, and a book of Enochian lettering-

...We need Castiel's Wrath for this. ... -Prays- Dear Castiel, who art possibly running his ass away from heaven, we need you! So have your ears on, breaker, breaker! THERE'S A LIQUOR STORE IN IT FOR YOU!

[overlordmikey.livejournal.com]

No - no - not more pedophilia! [crying]

Ya' know - it's been awhile since I've read a good sporking.


I've seen a myriad of perverse things in my life. Heck, it's pretty much my hobby to explore the depths of depravity.

But this - I'm scared of this. I might need some prep-time before reading this... uhm - thing? Spork or no spork.

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

Please, take your time reading this. This is from the person who sporked the motel room scene in Hush, Hush.

[katistrophe.livejournal.com]

Oh gods. This is a Neil story. All the "torture, domination, first time sex, group sex, petting, exhibitionism, safe sex, oral sex, anal sex, masturbation and incest" will be done by kids. Gods help us all.
...Was that the thing you got a Purple Spork for?

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

Actually, I got the Purple Spork for Child of Grace. I got it a second time for this, though, and Raxis got his for this.

[sickbritkid2.livejournal.com]

Awww, ZQ! Why didn't you invite me to co-spork this with ya?

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

(Late reply is late ^^;; )

Sorry! ^^; It was kind of a spur-of-the-moment thing. But I promise, if he ever writes anything else, you'll be the first person I go to for co-sporking. :)

[sickbritkid2.livejournal.com]

Honestly, after reading this first chapter, I could not bring myself to read the next ones, protective sporking or not.

Dear GOD, I felt so dirty after reading this...