Sue Entry: Jenna Silverblade

[zelda_queen]

• Name: Jenna Silverblade


• Aliases: Jenna, Jen, my love, my heart, daughter


• Age: Unknown, old enough for marriage and childbirth


• Author: Link's Queen


• Origin: Author claims the story came from a series of lucid dreams which she insists are, in fact, visions of a second life she lives in another dimension.


• Fandom: The Legend of Zelda


• Literary Work(s): My Inner Life


• Hair Color: Brown


• Eye Color: Dark


• Defining Characteristics or Powers: Mentions superior archery skills in the first chapter; "Phoenix Circles" (chakrams); has a telepathic bond with Link because of a "bonding ceremony"; is later discovered to be a "Silverlite", giving her control of the four elements.


• Nonhuman Companions: Is given two horses named Star Dancer and Midnight Star; has a guardian fairy named Lilly; aids a griffin named Dalamar and accompanies him home, where she meets other griffins


• Canon Character Derailment/Affiliations: Is best friend of Princess Zelda and considered a second daughter by the King of Hyrule; begins to date Link in the first chapter and marries him by the second; appears to claim some sort of friendship with Saria and Ruto; fights and kills Dark Link; is at least passingly familiar with all of the canon characters that Link knows.


• Original Character Affiliations: Is the mother of Link Jr.; briefly befriends the griffin Dalamar; is friends with her guardian fairy Lilly and Link Jr.'s fairy Aria; engages in a "Pagan bonding ceremony" with Link before several monks; is apparently the new enemy of the Dark Lord Ariakas.


• Notes: This Sue is as deep as a puddle and as intelligent as driveway gravel. She is disturbingly possessive of Link and alarmingly anti-feminist, acting cheerfully like a 1950s sitcom housewife. She also constantly forgets that she is pregnant and engages in heavy sex and drinking shortly before the due date. For the good of the fandom, this Sue must be put down.

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Comments

Small grammar error

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a Kingdom Hearts junkie and the Axel fanboy in me couldn't let this go. You spelled it "Charkams" when it is, in fact, spelled "Chakrams." Just switch the K and R around, if you're one of those people who don't notice spelling errors if all the lterets are in the wrod but the fsrit and lsat lterets are in the crcoret pcale.

If you couldn't read that, you probably noticed the spelling mistake the first time.

Oh, and on another note, I do apologize for all the anonymous comments lately. I do have an account (Rytex or Raetekusu (I forget which one) of The Daily Insanity) but my Google app on my iTouch keeps crashing when I try to log in.

Re: Small grammar error

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

Ah, thank you! ^^; I believe Link's Queen misspelled it in her fanfiction just like that, so I must have carried it over.

Picture

[(Anonymous)]

Where/how did you make that picture?

Also, you did an excellent job on this entry :)

Re: Picture

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

That picture and all other Sue pictures in that style were made using the Candybar doll maker: http://elouai.com/candybar.php

And thank you! :)

Re: Picture

[(Anonymous)]

Thanks so much for responding! :D

Re: Picture

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

^_^ No problem!

[(Anonymous)]

This Sue's rating on the Litmus Test(http://www.springhole.net/writing/marysue.htm), is 176. On the site's score sheet, that means the character is either so Sueish that it's impossible to save it, or the tester did the test wrong. And I've used the test correctly several times.

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

Dear lord! XD The sad thing is, I'm not surprised.

[(Anonymous)]

Actually, I think it said somewhere in one of Link's Queen's spin-off oneshots (the one where Ruto is angsting about how Link married Jenna) that Jenna is brown-haired. Ruto's method of insulting Jenna is "that brown-haired woman."
...Yeah, apparently Link's Queen can't bear to have /one/ character come up with at least a half-decent insult for her self-insert.

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

Huh, you're right. XD I updated the entry accordingly. Thanks! :D

[illyriasacolyte.livejournal.com]

I USED PHOTOSHOP TO DO SOMETHING VERY BAD!


http://i.imgur.com/ryd93K8.png

[captain-square.livejournal.com]

I went and made her in RPG Maker