ZeldaQueen: Hello everyone! I'm sorry it's been so long since the last update, but I needed a little time to recover. Mervin's sporking was a tough act to follow, and this upcoming chapter really got me angry. Before we begin, I'd like to point out a bit of fridge horror, regarding the sex scene. First of all, Gethesemane apparently based that on a dream she had. Uhhhhhh yeah. Second of all, she only didn't post it for all the internet to see because she thought it would bother her Kate/Sparrow shippers. Not, you know, that she figured hentai harlequin sex would bother most people. But that leads to point three - I found the sex scene on her DA account and read all of the comments. They all went on about how marvelous it was. I think the best was the person who wrote "That part was sexy and sad at the same time". I can only assume that she chalked up anyone who pointed out the squick to being "flamers" and deleted them. So yeah. That nightmare's over, so onward to Act Two of this fic!
ZeldaQueen: Howdy folks and welcome to more boring smutMy Inner Life! Unfortunately, we will not be joined by Link, Midna, or Ganondorf this time around. You see, Link caught wind of what's going to be happening for about three quarters of this chapter and made it very clear that he had no wish to read it, nor to let any other canon Legend of Zelda characters do so. So it's just me and a guest sporker - Southern Gaelic! So let's get started!