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ZeldaQueen: Time to continue with this insanity, as we watch Nora try (and fail) to logic her way through things.

As a note - because of length issues, I had to move the start of this sporking to the end of Part 1 here. If you read Part 1 before this, please, please go back and read the end of it again.

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ZeldaQueen: And now for a chapter that somehow manages to feel entirely pointless, even though it supposedly involves Nora making a breakthrough. Also, warnings - this chapter has it made clear that Nora is aware Patch stalks her, but doesn't care.

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ZeldaQueen: Short one today, ladies and gentlemen. Don't worry though, it has it's moments

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ZeldaQueen: Alright guys, strap in for this chapter. We get Zoey wangsting about her love live and when that happens, I tend to use a lot of four-letter words. Get ready!

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ZeldaQueen: Okay, ladies and germs, this is it! Harlequin hentai sex, all here in one nasty-ass chapter of grody splooge. I'm not sporking this myself. Honestly, I'm too chicken to touch it with a ten-foot pole. Thankfully though, the very brave, very awesome [livejournal.com profile] das_mervin has requested this extra for spork and country. Let's give her a hand, folks!

Oh, and I'm vacating the sporking chamber for this bit. Because of this, the drinking game shall be temporarily put on hold. Don't worry, I'm sure you all will find plenty of points in here to get stone-drunk over.

Also - it probably goes without saying, but this chapter is Not Safe For Work


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ZeldaQueen: Alright everyone, have champagne and chocolate at hand! This is a chapter for celebration! Not only is it exactly halfway through this trainwreck of a fic, but it's also that chapter. You know, the harlequin tentacle sex one that we've all been waiting for. You all ready? Let's goooo!

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ZeldaQueen: In which the Casts waste a perfectly good plot and proceed to emulate Holly Potter

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ZeldaQueen: Well, for those of you hoping that we got to skip a pathetic hacking-up of Sparrow's deal with Jones...I'm very, very sorry

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ZeldaQueen: This is it, dear viewers. This is it. The last chapter of The Legend of Rah and the Muggles. And dear God, did Stouffer ever manage to squeeze some idiocy in there! Well, no time like the present. Let us conclude the actual story, before moving on to the extras.

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ZeldaQueen: Well folks, as you all may recall, Dark Link was killed in an extremely improbable though predictable use of deus ex machina, by way of the Sue setting herself alight and burning him up. Now as you know, I'm saving all ranting for this chapter, since this is the chapter were it's all properly explained. Midna and Ganondorf are still here and they've helped me tie Link to a chair, since we're fairly sure that the contents of this chapter will send him into a frothing rage. So, time to get started!

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ZeldaQueen: Please tell me this chapter is more interesting, please!

Projection Room Voices: ... We'll owe you a big cookie after this. Triple chocolate.

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