![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
Crescendo: Chapter 11 (Part 2)
Apr. 20th, 2013 10:45 amZeldaQueen: And lo, we see how this all can become even dumber!
( Read more... )Crescendo: Chapter 11 (Part 1)
Apr. 19th, 2013 05:50 pmZeldaQueen: In which we see that, like with underpants, Fitzpatrick has no clue how police officers work
( Read more... )Crescendo: Chapter 10
Apr. 14th, 2013 02:18 amZeldaQueen: In which Nora is jealous and Patch is extremely creepy
( Read more... )
( Read more... )
Crescendo: Chapter 9
Nov. 5th, 2012 09:27 pmZeldaQueen: Hello, ladies and gentlemen! For this year's Halloween sporking (yes, yes, it's very late, please don't kill me!), I shall be offering up our next sporking of Crescendo. Plenty scary enough, I'd say. It's up to you to decide if it's a trick or treat.
Also, as a warning, several NSFW pictures will be shown in this sporking, mainly to demonstrate that Fitzpatrick has no idea how underpants work.
( Read more... )
Also, as a warning, several NSFW pictures will be shown in this sporking, mainly to demonstrate that Fitzpatrick has no idea how underpants work.
( Read more... )
Crescendo: Chapter 8
Sep. 14th, 2012 02:07 pmZeldaQueen: Sorry for the vanishing act there, people. Plenty more stupidity ahead, though!
( Read more... )
( Read more... )
Crescendo: Chapter 7
Aug. 4th, 2012 01:11 pmZeldaQueen: In which Nora's common sense appears to be in the negative double digits
( Read more... )
( Read more... )
Crescendo: Chapter 6
Jun. 17th, 2012 01:20 amZeldaQueen: Omph. So sorry I dropped off of the map there, ladies and gentlemen. Shall we continue?
( Read more... )
( Read more... )
Crescendo: Chapter 5
Mar. 28th, 2012 11:48 amZeldaQueen: I hope you guys have plenty of booze on hand, because this chapter is just bad.
Also, a happy birthday to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
arpeggio513!
( Read more... )
Also, a happy birthday to
arpeggio513!( Read more... )
Crescendo: Chapter 4
Mar. 15th, 2012 10:38 pmZeldaQueen: I'm very sorry for how slow things have been. Hopefully things can move a little quicker now, updates-wise. I would certainly hate to deprive you all of this stupidity.
( Read more... )Crescendo: Chapter 2 (Part 1)
Jan. 28th, 2012 07:38 pmZeldaQueen: In which we get several sources of conflict, and they are all pointless. Also, Marcie is a whore
( Read more... )
( Read more... )
Hush, Hush: Spite Fics (Part 1)
Jan. 26th, 2012 09:42 pmZeldaQueen: And now, it is time for us to honor everyone who used the spite to fight against canon. Here we go!
( Read more... )
( Read more... )
Crescendo: Chapter 1
Jan. 17th, 2012 11:26 pmZeldaQueen: Posting early today, because tomorrow is the day there will be an "internet black-out" to protest SOPA and PIPA. So everyone knows, a long list of websites, including Google, Wikipedia, Mozilla, all icanhazcheezeburger sites, and Wordpress. For a full list, and an impressive list of links to the specific times and announcements, please check out this post, at gehayi's journal.
( Read more... )
gehayi's journal.( Read more... )
Crescendo: Prologue
Jan. 16th, 2012 10:27 pmZeldaQueen: You guys knew it was coming and now it is here: Crescendo, the sequel to the utterly fucked-up novel Hush, Hush. Over the next twenty-five chapters worth of sporkings, we're going to be treated to lovely amounts of hypocrisy, ill logic, slut shaming, general idiocy, and all the previous abuse vibes we know and hate. Not only that, but this book makes it blindingly obvious, if it wasn't so before, that this is all cashing in off of Twilight. That being the case, feel free to take shots when the many New Moon similarities pop up.
( Read more... )
( Read more... )
Hush, Hush: The Story Behind The Story
Nov. 16th, 2011 01:26 amZeldaQueen: So. We've trekked through the story itself, the acknowledgements, the jacket summary, and now it's time for the last bit of fail - Fitzpatrick's account of how she hatched this stinker of a fail tale. We all ready?
( Read more... )
( Read more... )
Hush, Hush: The Story
Nov. 14th, 2011 01:22 amZeldaQueen: So, we've gone through the story, and now it's time for one last test. We get to look at the book summary and see if we get an accurate representation of what it's about. Everyone ready?
( Read more... )
( Read more... )
