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ZeldaQueen: Alright guys, strap in for this chapter. We get Zoey wangsting about her love live and when that happens, I tend to use a lot of four-letter words. Get ready!

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ZeldaQueen: In which this story someone gets even more offensive and idiotic

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ZeldaQueen: In which things get really freaking creepy and yet somehow remain really boring

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ZeldaQueen: He-howdy, everyone! I'm sorry that it's been so long since we've visited the House of Night, but here we are! And - this is sure to cheer you up - Heath's in this chapter! Hooray! Or not

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ZeldaQueen: In which Zoey continues to be stupid, her friends continue to be horrible, and the Cast ladies continue to emulate Meyer

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ZeldaQueen: Well, the Cast ladies have set us up for some potential plot. Let's see how this goes

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ZeldaQueen: In which our darling protagonist continues to be a raging hypocrite

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ZeldaQueen: Alright. After that last bit, we still need to finish up the chapter. Not too much more to this one, folks. Let's go!

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ZeldaQueen: *tiredly* This chapter? This chapter is possibly the worst one yet. Have a drink on hand, ladies and gentlemen

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ZeldaQueen: In which we see that the Cast ladies really need to leave the minority analogies to Marvel

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ZeldaQueen: In which the plot shows up, drunk out of its mind and staggering

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ZeldaQueen: This chapter done near killed me, ladies and gentlemen. I swear to God

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ZeldaQueen: In which Zoey is an idiot and the plot patters on and nearly dies

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ZeldaQueen: ...You all remember my warnings about how this book gets worse?

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ZeldaQueen: Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's time. With Marked having been slain, we must now venture forth into the vile wasteland that is Betrayed. And mother of God, is this a stinker! We get all of the same obnoxious characters, horrible behavior, dead herrings, and forgotten plot as before, and now with even more Mary Sue fanfiction cliches! So let's dive right on into Betrayed! 

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