In Which I Do A Meme: Top Shippings
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ladyhadhafang! I do love a good shipping. ^_^
Top 10 Shippings Overall
1. Amy/Rory, Doctor Who
2. Beast/Belle, Beauty and the Beast.
3. Mitchell/Annie, Being Human (until Mitchell goes insane, that is :( )
4. Elder/Amy, Across the Universe (yes, there's a pairing in a current YA novel I like. Insanity! :O )
5. Flynn Rider/ Rapunzel, Tangled
6. Tohru Honda/ Kyo Sohma, Fruits Basket
7. Harry/ Ginny, Harry Potter
8. Germany/ Italy
9. Sailor Moon/ Tuxedo Mask
10. Sophie Hatter/ Howl (books and movie both! ^_^)
Top 5 Love Triangles/Threesomes
1. Hungary/ Austria/ Prussia, Axis Powers Hetalia (as a threesome, because it fits perfectly. Hey, Hungary's already a yaoi fangirl!)
2. Celia/ Marcus/ Isabelle, The Night Circus (as a love triangle, because oh look, actual consequences of the decision! Hello!)
3. Mary/ Matthew/ Lavinia, Downton Abbey (as a love triangle, because the show actually made the other girl sympathetic and nice and didn't have everyone be a bitch to her just because)
4. Bolin/ Korra/ Mako/ Asami (as a love triangle, because again, the other girl is an interesting character who isn't instantly made bitchy or shallow just to make the lead look better. Also, it's nicely underplayed thus far)
5. Viola/Duke/Olivia/Sebastian!Viola (both the original play and the adaptation of She's the Man)
Top 5 Canon Pairings
1. Nina/George, Being Human
2. Tyrion and Shae, Game of Thrones
3. Aang and Katara, Avatar: The Last Airbender
4. Zuko and Mai, Avatar: The Last Airbender
5. Hermione and Ron, Harry Potter
Top 5 "Not my favorite, but they're very nice alternate choices" Shippings
1. Katara/ Zuko (Yes, yes, I know. I hate the pairing written badly, is all.)
2. Hungary/ Prussia
3. Sokka/ Toph
4. Matthew/ Lavinia
5. Tohru Honda/ Yuki Sohma
Top 5 "Wtf that makes no sense... but I LOVE it!" Shippings
1. Zyn/ Leah (Haven't looked at that one too much lately, but dang if I don't love it!)
2. Sands/ Snape (Thank you so very much, Mervin)
3. Marcie Millar/ Nora (At the very least, it makes a fuck-ton more sense than the canon shipping of Nora/ Patch)
4. Hong Kong/ Switzerland (You can blame the dude who wrote the Hearth Series for this one)
5. Egypt/ Lithuania (It was done in an extremely cracky fanfiction, and now I kind of love it)
Top 5 "I just don't feel what everyone else is feelin'" Shippings
1. Belle/ Gaston (Um...way to miss the point of the movie? 8( )
2. Bella/ Streex (Yes. This crossover happened. No, I'm not sure if it's a joke or not)
3. Switzerland/ Lichtenstein (I know blood relationships are a bit loose in Hetalia, but... Lichtenstein looks like she's about twelve. And calls Switzerland "Big Bruder" pretty much every time they meet. It's just a bit...squicky, is all I'm saying)
4. Belerus/ Lithuania (Erm... the only time they went on a date, she broke his fingers. And come on, the guy's a big enough woobie as it is!)
5. Jareth/ Sarah (Ignoring the age factor, the entire thing is centered around him tricking and victim-blaming her. I could see it as some metaphor for going into adulthood or something, but a straight-up relationship? Erm... O_o)
Top 5 "I hope these die" Shippings
1. Katara/Zuko, How I Became Yours (yes, those two are fanon versions of a Suethor's twisted mind, but they both are such self-centered assholes that I don't feel the least bit sorry about what happens to them in the sequel)
2. Patch/Nora, Hush Hush.
3. Edward/Bella & Christan Grey/ Anna Steele (yes, this might be cheating, but they're honestly the same characters)
4. Karumi/ Hakuron (... Mother. Of. God.)
5. Zoey Redbird/ Loren Blake (Not only is Zoey underage, the fact that she's completely oblivious to the many implications and consequences of going all the way with a teacher just makes it even squickier, somehow!)
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Top 10 Shippings Overall
1. Amy/Rory, Doctor Who
2. Beast/Belle, Beauty and the Beast.
3. Mitchell/Annie, Being Human (until Mitchell goes insane, that is :( )
4. Elder/Amy, Across the Universe (yes, there's a pairing in a current YA novel I like. Insanity! :O )
5. Flynn Rider/ Rapunzel, Tangled
6. Tohru Honda/ Kyo Sohma, Fruits Basket
7. Harry/ Ginny, Harry Potter
8. Germany/ Italy
9. Sailor Moon/ Tuxedo Mask
10. Sophie Hatter/ Howl (books and movie both! ^_^)
Top 5 Love Triangles/Threesomes
1. Hungary/ Austria/ Prussia, Axis Powers Hetalia (as a threesome, because it fits perfectly. Hey, Hungary's already a yaoi fangirl!)
2. Celia/ Marcus/ Isabelle, The Night Circus (as a love triangle, because oh look, actual consequences of the decision! Hello!)
3. Mary/ Matthew/ Lavinia, Downton Abbey (as a love triangle, because the show actually made the other girl sympathetic and nice and didn't have everyone be a bitch to her just because)
4. Bolin/ Korra/ Mako/ Asami (as a love triangle, because again, the other girl is an interesting character who isn't instantly made bitchy or shallow just to make the lead look better. Also, it's nicely underplayed thus far)
5. Viola/Duke/Olivia/Sebastian!Viola (both the original play and the adaptation of She's the Man)
Top 5 Canon Pairings
1. Nina/George, Being Human
2. Tyrion and Shae, Game of Thrones
3. Aang and Katara, Avatar: The Last Airbender
4. Zuko and Mai, Avatar: The Last Airbender
5. Hermione and Ron, Harry Potter
Top 5 "Not my favorite, but they're very nice alternate choices" Shippings
1. Katara/ Zuko (Yes, yes, I know. I hate the pairing written badly, is all.)
2. Hungary/ Prussia
3. Sokka/ Toph
4. Matthew/ Lavinia
5. Tohru Honda/ Yuki Sohma
Top 5 "Wtf that makes no sense... but I LOVE it!" Shippings
1. Zyn/ Leah (Haven't looked at that one too much lately, but dang if I don't love it!)
2. Sands/ Snape (Thank you so very much, Mervin)
3. Marcie Millar/ Nora (At the very least, it makes a fuck-ton more sense than the canon shipping of Nora/ Patch)
4. Hong Kong/ Switzerland (You can blame the dude who wrote the Hearth Series for this one)
5. Egypt/ Lithuania (It was done in an extremely cracky fanfiction, and now I kind of love it)
Top 5 "I just don't feel what everyone else is feelin'" Shippings
1. Belle/ Gaston (Um...way to miss the point of the movie? 8( )
2. Bella/ Streex (Yes. This crossover happened. No, I'm not sure if it's a joke or not)
3. Switzerland/ Lichtenstein (I know blood relationships are a bit loose in Hetalia, but... Lichtenstein looks like she's about twelve. And calls Switzerland "Big Bruder" pretty much every time they meet. It's just a bit...squicky, is all I'm saying)
4. Belerus/ Lithuania (Erm... the only time they went on a date, she broke his fingers. And come on, the guy's a big enough woobie as it is!)
5. Jareth/ Sarah (Ignoring the age factor, the entire thing is centered around him tricking and victim-blaming her. I could see it as some metaphor for going into adulthood or something, but a straight-up relationship? Erm... O_o)
Top 5 "I hope these die" Shippings
1. Katara/Zuko, How I Became Yours (yes, those two are fanon versions of a Suethor's twisted mind, but they both are such self-centered assholes that I don't feel the least bit sorry about what happens to them in the sequel)
2. Patch/Nora, Hush Hush.
3. Edward/Bella & Christan Grey/ Anna Steele (yes, this might be cheating, but they're honestly the same characters)
4. Karumi/ Hakuron (... Mother. Of. God.)
5. Zoey Redbird/ Loren Blake (Not only is Zoey underage, the fact that she's completely oblivious to the many implications and consequences of going all the way with a teacher just makes it even squickier, somehow!)
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Date: 2012-06-14 03:57 am (UTC)who are Karumi and Hakuron?
And Ponds FTW (Moffat better not kill them,or Divorce them :I
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Date: 2012-06-14 04:05 am (UTC)They are the main couple of a manga by the title of Haou Airen (roughly translates to "The Supreme King's Mistress"). Basically, Karumi's an everygirl in Japan who saves a creepy/hot dude bleeding and hiding from gang members in an alley. She saves him and he repays her by ordering her to be kidnapped and brought to Hong Kong. You see, he's the incredibly powerful head of the mafia, and wants Karumi to be his woman. Because nothing says "sexy times" like a guy who has killed many people and gets his girlfriend via chloroform.
Also, it's along the lines of Hush, Hush in terms of dub-con. In fact, I'd dare say it's even worse. You can read up on it if you want, but it's REALLY NSFW.
"And Ponds FTW (Moffat better not kill them,or Divorce them :I"
Oh, he'd better not! One of the reasons I love those two is because after the angst and drama with Rose and Martha, we finally got a couple of companions who were happy with being friends with the Doctor, while being in love with each other. It's rare to find happily married characters in TV shows.
(Which reminds me, I should have put Zoe/Wash somewhere on the list of canon ships I love. Ah well. :|)
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Date: 2012-06-14 05:50 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-06-15 07:52 pm (UTC)SPOILER ALERT (scroll down)
…at the end, when they decide to get married (no, seriously) and Hakuron is killed on their wedding day, he dies in Kurumi’s arms and Kurumi mourns him and it’s all supposed to be very tragic. No, I’m serious, Kurumi is actually *sad* that the rapist who abducted her, raped her, ruined her life, and constantly put her in danger is dead. And the reader is supposed to be sad as well.
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Date: 2012-06-15 10:27 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-06-16 02:41 am (UTC)Of course, this is from the same manga-ka who wrote about a girl who fell in love with Satan and ended the series with her abandoning being in Heaven to go marry Satan and spend an eternity in Hell as his queen... and this was a happy ending.
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Date: 2012-06-14 07:57 pm (UTC)also I didn't watch Doctor who very much before 11's run (I saw Water's of Mar's and liked it enough to see Matt smith..I fell in love around the Christmas carol. (I have gone back to see some of the 9th Doctor eps *Rose is Okay there but i'm not Huge on her) Haven't really seen Martha's eps (Don't forget the SAD that happened with Donna and she wasn't even in love with the Doctor)
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Date: 2012-06-14 03:59 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-06-14 04:06 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-06-14 04:42 am (UTC)Mind you, if I felt these were presented as character flaws and someone seriously called him out on it (or maybe, gasp, Korra doesn't get with Mako), my feelings will go away, but I genuinely don't trust the Avatar writers in their romance writing so...yeah.
Still, I like that Asami is NOT hated on in the show and how respectful they are to her. She's a bit of a Mary Sue, but meh, I can handle it because there isn't that much "Let's stop the story to talk about how great she is" in the show.
but with Karumi/Hakuron, I read some other work by the same manga author and loved it as pure, emotional porn. I like dubcon in a purely "Oh god so bad for me but sooooo good" way, but that pairing goes a little too far. Honestly the author's other big work, Sensual Phase, already goes too far (the main character's entire existence is to be hated on then semi-raped by her boyfriend) and this one was much worse. My favorite by the author (again, in a shitty chocolate way) was the one about the virgin pop star trying to make it big. Though I was confused on why the ONLY way she could make it big was through sleeping with people and how she never argued that. In fact, later in the story it's proven wrong, since she does make it big all on her own with no sex involved, just by being cute, likeable and a go-getter. So...pointless plot is pointless? Meh, give me my twinkie.
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Date: 2012-06-14 04:44 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-06-14 05:03 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-06-14 05:25 am (UTC)Then I know a lot of people dislike Nine and I'm like..."But WHY? He's so cute!" I dunno, he just makes me instant fangirl, and that's kinda rare.
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Date: 2012-06-14 11:30 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-06-14 07:35 pm (UTC)I will admit, I haven't talked to that many Whovians (that's the fanname right?) about that, I just knew he was generally unpopular or at least, not AS popular as Tennent.
Plus, I think that feeling was strengthen because the one friend I've discussed this with seems to not like him. (Dismisses all my reasons why I love Nine, all but ordered me to skip the first year, keeps on talking about how great Tennent is...) So yeah.
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Date: 2012-06-14 07:40 pm (UTC)I also like some of his more snarky humor as well. And his adorkable moments, like dancing with Rose on the TARDIS, for example. What about you? :)
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Date: 2012-06-15 04:14 am (UTC)More than that, I love how childishly excited he gets about things, like when he fanboyed over Dickins. Or how happy he was at the end of "The Doctor Dances" because, for once, he felt like he did a purely good thing. Those moments of such emotion and triumph get to me and Eccleston did it well, in my opinion.
So I agree, I wish he got another season.
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Date: 2012-06-15 04:17 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2012-06-15 04:24 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-06-16 02:42 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-06-14 11:29 am (UTC)And Ten -- well, I quite like him. He's very funny, for one thing, friendly, compassionate...One scene that stands out to me is in "Last of the Timelords", after Martha and co. manage to revive him -- and the Master's terrified, expecting the Doctor to punish him for what he did, but instead, the Doctor says he forgives him and comforts him: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KdeF8eg8bIU. Especially considering what the Master did during the episode -- and the previous one. I'm thinking Ten did it because, in a way, he still saw the boy he used to be friends with on Gallifrey. And a glimpse of what the Master could have been, in "Utopia". Not to mention the Master...I think in a way, he cared about the Doctor as well. For example, the scene in "The End Of Time Part Two" (I believe) where he talks about the time he and the Doctor used to play in the meadows in estates the Master's father used to own. It's definitely one of my favorite dynamics (if not relationships) of DOCTOR WHO, really. #Possibly rambling. Sorry.
Eleven's also pretty cool. I especially like the "Colonel Runaway" speech in "A Good Man Goes To War", and comforting the Krayfayis in "Vincent and the Doctor". Also love his relationship with River, so very much (then again, River Song is amazing, IMHO. :3).
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Date: 2012-06-14 07:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-06-14 07:41 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-06-14 05:01 am (UTC)(And like I said, I'm just glad that the triangle is downplayed in favor of the actual important stuff that's happening. That's one thing that seriously puts me off of romance in a story, when wangst over it is given more attention than the flipping plot)
I never read any of her other works. I only know about that one because Shaolina sporked some of it. I continued on out of morbid curiosity and saw that not only did Hakuron kidnap an unsuspecting girl and refuse to take her home, but when she leaves to go earn money to fly back to Japan and nearly gets raped in the process, he calls her an idiot and blames her for it. He says something like "I would have given you the money if you would have asked!" and I wanted to strangle him through the pages, while screaming "SHE ALREADY DID ASK YOU!!!"
Then, I went onto Wikipedia and read what he does to her, and how the manga-ka patched it all over to get to the "happy ending" she was angling for. Yeah. :/
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Date: 2012-06-14 05:24 am (UTC)BUT I do agree with you on how they downplay it. I really enjoy that about Korra in general, she makes stupid kid show character mistakes...then learns from them. Get arrested for tearing up the town? Next time goes to the police. Have strong evidence that a guy everyone likes could be bad? Tell your mentor so it gets the proper attention. She learns and thinks and refuses to back down but still gets scared and makes mistakes. I really like all that of her.
With that mangaka, she is best enjoyed with a giant grain of salt. I honestly couldn't finish that story because it go too violent and awful, while most of her other work skirted in the wrong side of unhealthy so it's enjoyable in that it-hits-kinks-and-I'm-not-taking-it-seriously way. Still, I 100% understand people who hate her because...yesh.
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Date: 2012-06-16 02:56 am (UTC)I really do love Korra. XD I was a bit worried when her character was first introduced, because I've noticed that a lot of people fall into the trap of thinking that a fiery or hot-blooded character = a bitchy or overly whiny character. Korra had her bad moments, but they were supposed to be flaws and she has to learn to deal with them. She also really is smart and cares a lot about her friends. I love watching her. ^_^
Oh yeah, I don't mind works that are supposed to be kinky and are not pitched as anything else. That's why I love Fruits Basket so much. It's supposed to be pure shoujo goodness and never pretends to be anything else. Like aikaterini said above though, the series end tried to play it straight with Hakuron as Karumi's True Love, despite the horrible things he did to her. What happens to him at the end is supposed to be very sad, that Karumi didn't get to marry her rapist and abuser. If the series was written to be about an abusive relationship then...well it wouldn't have been my cup of tea, but at least the manga-ka wouldn't have been trying to pass it off as anything else.
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Date: 2012-06-16 03:36 am (UTC)And why the less of focus in Avatar works. My main issue with Avatar writers is that their romance has two speeds, none and OMG I'm in love. Aang's feelings for Katara tend to disappear when not plot relevant and her importance to him will jump up or down to suit the plot. It's ESPECIALLY painful in Korra when Episode 2 Korra and Mako have some ship tease moments and then episode 5(I think, the shipping episode) BAM she's been in love with him since she came to the city. And hey, what do you know, Mako ALSO has feelings for her. Feelings never really shown. This is literately told to us by the voice over. We aren't shown either of them falling even into mild like and now it's bam love.
But mind you, this is complaints from a very opinionated spot. As a romance writer and lover, it bugs me when emotions jump from 0 to 100 like that but it's a perfectly logical way for a kid's show to be written. It's just the Avatar writers are more than willing to just MAKE a character desperate rather than building up desperation. They are great writers but emotional consistency has always been an issue for them (imo, I've seen people who find the character extremely emotionally consist ant.)
I do love Korra's character though. She feels tough without feeling like a "feminist" character. She really does feel like a female version of the average anime "hot blooded hero". Gender doesn't feel like a part of her character. Even in the romance, she and Bolin are remarkably similar in their romantic pursuits (aggressive but not forceful) and it shows that Korra is a PERSON and that's wonderful. She's flawed but learning, enjoyable to watch, passionate, strong and smart when she needs to be. It's wonderful to see that in kid's animation.
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Date: 2012-06-14 11:03 am (UTC)On a sidenote, so agreed regarding FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY. I just heard about it from a friend, and even then, I was like, "No, God no. Just...no." And that's probably putting it mildly. *Eagerly awaits upcoming spork*
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Date: 2012-06-14 05:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-06-14 06:01 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-06-14 12:16 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-06-14 08:52 pm (UTC)Yes! :D
/Sophie Hatter/ Howl (books and movie both! ^_^)/
I’ve only seen the movie, but I agree, Sophie and Howl are sweet. ^^
Yay for Zyn/Leah!
/Belle/ Gaston (Um...way to miss the point of the movie?/
I have seen fanfics where Belle and Gaston get together specifically after Gaston learns to grow up and change (i.e. basically what the Beast does). But yeah, even with that scenario, this couple is not my cup of tea at all, to put it lightly. And I love Beast (Adam)/Belle too much to like either of them with anybody else.
I like Katara/Zuko, so maybe I’m better off *not* reading “How I Became Yours.”
As for the rest of the “I hope these die” picks, I totally agree!
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Date: 2012-06-15 11:07 pm (UTC)Oh, and a lot of it's been traced wholesale- drawings matching up line for line with screenshots from the show levels of "traced wholesale". And full of spelling mistakes. And has nothing to do with the actual canon verse.
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Date: 2012-06-16 02:34 am (UTC)WHAT? D:
/Zuko beats Mai before leaving her./
0_0
/Toph wears pretty dresses all the time and doesn't mind that she was turned into a girly-girl with nothing in common with her former self./
...
Dear Lord. Now I'm *really* glad that I never read this. This sounds horrible! Unbelievably horrible!
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Date: 2012-06-16 04:43 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-06-16 03:04 am (UTC)Don't forget the double standard. -_- It's perfectly fine for Katara and Zuko to throw aside all of their responsibilities and be jerks in the name of their love, but when Mai is understandably pissed that she was thrown over and lied to about her husband having an affair? Oh, well that's just crossing the line, beyotch!
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Date: 2012-06-16 04:44 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-06-16 03:02 am (UTC)They are! :D And even though Sophie had self esteem issues, she still never let Howl be a brat. And even though Howl was childish and narcissistic, he still appreciated Sophie and really did think she was beautiful and capable.
"I have seen fanfics where Belle and Gaston get together specifically after Gaston learns to grow up and change (i.e. basically what the Beast does). But yeah, even with that scenario, this couple is not my cup of tea at all, to put it lightly. And I love Beast (Adam)/Belle too much to like either of them with anybody else."
Oh yeah, I could kind of see that. But I agree, I'm too fond of Adam/Beast and Belle together. ^^
"I like Katara/Zuko, so maybe I’m better off *not* reading 'How I Became Yours.'"
You really are, or at least you should hold off until the sporking. Jackie Diaz is the Avatar equivalent of those batshit Harmonian shippers, except she deals in visual formats.
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Date: 2012-08-20 07:47 pm (UTC)(Granted, I wanted to do that but you would probably do it better than I could.)(no subject)
Date: 2012-06-15 01:44 am (UTC)Normally I don't mind incest vibes, but not when they involve David Bowie! That's a level of weird I just don't need!
No problems with the rest of your list, aside from my general dislike of Moffat-era Who (thanks for draining all the mystique from the Weeping Angels, Moff...).
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Date: 2012-06-15 04:19 am (UTC)But in Girls Next Door and Roommates (the DA-comics), they have a really great arch going and especially in Girls Next Door, Jareth comes off as younger acting and far more vulnerable and Sarah comes as more mature and in control. (That and after years of comics, they've barely made it to "Let's talk to each other civilly and MAYBE try to be slightly flirty friends" level. The comic does not ignore the implications of the movie, it's also a large comedy so you're willing to let things slide.)
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Date: 2012-06-27 04:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-07-08 03:01 am (UTC)I hate how intense the shipping wars got in Avatar. The Zutara fans got mad because of the ending, and the Kataang fans got mad because of the Zutara fans getting mad. I was a fence-sitter and decided just to go with whatever the writers wanted. It was better to stay out of it.