Unexpected Love: Chapter 4
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zelda_queenZeldaQueen: Okay. There's only two more chapters to this thing unless the Suethor updates, so let's get crackin'!
Oh, and if you thought Aslan heading the Sue's wedding was disrespectful...I'm really sorry.
Projection Room Voices: Starting Media in 3...2...1...
Chapter 4
Exactly 5 years later...
ZeldaQueen: Because that level of precision is important, yo.
Growing up, Anne had always been taught that things change, and so do people.
ZeldaQueen: You know, most people figure that one out on their own.
Yet now that she was both a wife and a mother, she was finding it very difficult to accept that her own little family was changing, right before her very eyes.
ZeldaQueen: Bzuh? It's been five years! She's talking like Rilian's an adult leaving home! Oh, and she certainly hasn't changed at all, freaking static Sue.
Their son, their little prince, Rilian, had just turned 5 years old, she and Caspian would be celebrating 6 years of marriage in 3 months time, and, as if that wasn't enough change for them, they were expecting their second child in just 4 months time.
ZeldaQueen: Will someone explain to me why the Sues in these sorts of fics are perpetually pregnant? I mean, you're in the Narnia fandom, for heaven's sake! Go run your country! Go on an adventure! Fight a minotaur! You can still have your Sue spawn, just have a little more imagination!.
As anyone could imagine, these last five years had been pretty hectic, indeed. Little did they know, though, that things were about to get a little less hectic, and a lot more fun.
ZeldaQueen: ...That sounds like the set-up to a bad porno
3 months later...
It had started out like any other day, yes, even for the royalty.
ZeldaQueen: (Sue) "Why yes, we are royalty!"
As always, they got ready themselves, then helped the Prince get ready,
ZeldaQueen: Don't they have servants for that? I know the royalty of Narnia was a lot nicer to servants than the royalty of other countries, but they still did have servants!
and then headed down to breakfast. They had a nice meal together and had just finished, when they heard a knock at the door
ZeldaQueen: My word, this is so exciting!
"Come in." One of the royal messengers walked in. "Your majesties," he said, bowing to everyone, but then looking directly at Queen Anne.
ZeldaQueen: For that, she had him beheaded. After all, none were permitted to behold her magnificence.
"You have some visitors. They claim to be your brothers and sisters."
ZeldaQueen: ...What.
At the mention of this, the Queen's eyes lit up, a huge smile spread across her face.
"Yes, yes, of course! Send them right in!" She couldn't believe this. She thought back to the last time she had seen them. It had been 7 years ago, and Aslan had said that Peter and Susan, at least, could never come back, but that Edmund and Lucy could. Now, apparently, they were all here.
ZeldaQueen: Of course it was really them and not, oh say con artists! And I love how nonchalant this all is. "What's that? My dear siblings, who I thought would never, ever return are knocking on my door like encyclopedia salesmen? Heavens, I hope they brought cake!"
She wondered what could possibly have changed Aslan's mind after all this time.
ZeldaQueen: ...She isn't. She wouldn't dare
She was brought out of her little daydream by the sound of Peter's voice. "Well, it's been 7 years. Aren't you glad to see me?"
ZeldaQueen: (Peter) "I'm not. Weren't satisfied just ruining canon in Narnia, were you? Had to drag us all back here, huh?"
She couldn't help but smile, and laugh as well, when he said that. "Of course I am. I am sorry for not jumping up and greeting you properly, but," Caspian came over, took her hand, and helped her up, revealing her significantly protruding belly. "I'm sure you can see why I didn't. Well, didn't and can't."
ZeldaQueen: Because pregnant women are just totally immobile, yep.
Yes, I know it varies from person to person. I'm just tired to Suethors engaging in that constant cliche
Shock spread on everyone's face upon seeing this, but were all very much thrilled at the prospect of having a new niece or nephew in the family.
ZeldaQueen: Oh, a married woman pregnant? Well that's just shocking!
She made her way over to them, and hugged them all as tight as she could.
"It's so great to see everyone." She looked over at Susan. "There's just one thing I don't understand. When you guys left the last time, Aslan had said that Edmund and Lucy could come back, but that you and Peter couldn't. What changed?"
ZeldaQueen: Yes, I read ahead. Before you read on, ladies and gentlemen, I suggest removing all sharp objects from your vicinity
"To tell you the truth, Anne, I really don't know. One minute, we were all on the bus, headed to school, and the next minute we were here."
ZeldaQueen: Bus? What? They wrote the trains to school, numbskull! They went to boarding school! Did you think they rode big, yellow buses? Idiot!
"It doesn't really matter why," Caspian stood up from his chair, and walked over. "What matters is that it did, and you're all here now. It really is great to see you again." He went over and hugged all of them, as well, before wrapping his right arm around Anne's waist.
ZeldaQueen: If he didn't make physical contact with the Sue every two minutes, he received electric shocks from the chip she implanted under his skin
"And who's this here?" Lucy asked, looking at the little dark haired child standing in front of them.
"This," Anne replied, placing a hand on his
"He looks so much like both of you." Edmund spoke up.
ZeldaQueen: (Edmund) Which is odd, seeing as he was the grandchild of a fallen star in canon."
Caspian and Anne smiled at each other, and shared a brief kiss, before turning their attention back to their company.
ZeldaQueen: Yes, that comment was just a proud testament to your ability to boink. Will you knock that off?
Caspian then knelt down to his son's level. "Rilian, these are your aunts and uncles. This is your uncle Peter, your aunt Susan, your uncle Edmund, and your aunt Lucy. Can you say hi?"
ZeldaQueen: (Rilian) "Hi. Someone, rescue me from this fic!"
The little prince was rather shy, but waved his little hand, and in a virtual whisper, said "hi", while still clinging tightly to his father.
ZeldaQueen: (Rilian) "Mommy's scary, make her go away!"
"Well," Susan said, smiling, looking at her oldest sister, "it's looks like you two have been very busy lately.
ZeldaQueen: Hur hur, jokes on sex lives are funny!
How far along are you, anyway?"
"As of today, I'm exactly 8 months." Anne said, rubbing her large belly, and smiling. "Both Caspian and I are hoping for a girl, but would be just as happy with another boy."
ZeldaQueen: *bored* Oh look, they want a girl. Wonder what they'll get?
They all talked inside for a few more minutes, before deciding to take a nice, peaceful stroll through the castle gardens, and really catch up.
ZeldaQueen: I have to wonder, has the Suethor forgotten that Peter is still the High King of Narnia? Because if so, Caspian - and by extension, the Sue - have just been knocked down a few notches on the ladder of power. Bet the Suethor would never have brought him back, if she would have known
They had been walking and talking for about 15 minutes or so, when all of a sudden,they heard soft, padded footsteps behind them. Everyone turned around, and saw none other than Aslan himself standing in from of them.
ZeldaQueen: Okay, this next bit is left unsporked for effect. Just...take a gander
Lucy reacted first, running over and hugging him, burying herself in his mane. "Aslan, how did you know we were all here?"
"I always know where you are, all the time." he replied. "Now, Peter and Susan, you're probably wondering why you're back here, when I told you last time that you never would."
Susan spoke up. "Yes, we would, actually." Peter nodded his head in agreement.
"I brought not only you two back, but you two also," He now looked at Edmund and Lucy. "because, after all this time, and I finally saw that you all fit in so much better here than you ever did in London. I'm just sorry that it took me so long to realize it."
"So" Edmund spoke for everyone when he asked, "how long are we going to be able to stay this time?"
"That's really what I came here for. You have a choice-you can either go back in 3 days, or never go back at all."
ZeldaQueen: She...they...Aslan - the equivalent of Jesus - just said that four kids and the Sue all knew better than He did. Really, the implication is that it's just the Sue who knew best, because she's the one who said first "I feel more at home here" and all in the first chapter. And....and the Suethor totally missed that this is supposed to be Heaven and...bzuh? How would Aslan not get that the kids "fit in" in Narnia better than the real world? He knows about their lives in England! HE'S JESUS! He told them in the series that there would be a time when they could stay in Narnia forever, but it wasn't right then and there!
You know, right now there's only one thing to be said - the ancient war cry of the Murlocs.
HARGABRBLBRBLBRLBRLBRLBRL!
Everyone's eyes lit up, and huge smiles broke out on all their faces.
ZeldaQueen: They'll be up all night with the glue, trying to get the pieces back in order.
"Really? We can stay here? We never have to go back?" Lucy asked, practically jumping up and down with excitement.
ZeldaQueen: *snarls* Lucy is not a puppy.
Aslan chuckled, before smiling as well. "Yes, dear one. If you don't want to."
ZeldaQueen: Arielanne, you're going to be attacked by a viscous mob of Narnia fans. They'll beat you with the complete series whilst screaming "THIS IS FOR CANON, BITCHES!"
At that moment, they all ran over and hugged him tight, thanking him profusely. None as tight, though, as Queen Anne. She finally had her brothers and sisters back with her. As far as she was concerned, her life was just about perfect. All she needed now was this child within her, and it would be. It really would be.
A/N: Sorry if this chapter isn't as good as the others, and also that it took a little longer to get it up.
ZeldaQueen: *snrk* DIFFERENT WORD CHOICE PLEASE!
I went through a little bit of a dry spell yesterday, but thankfully was able to finish it today.
ZeldaQueen: Really, don't rush on my account.
Onward to: Chapter 5
Back to: Chapter 3
Return to: Table of Contents
Oh, and if you thought Aslan heading the Sue's wedding was disrespectful...I'm really sorry.
Projection Room Voices: Starting Media in 3...2...1...
Chapter 4
Exactly 5 years later...
ZeldaQueen: Because that level of precision is important, yo.
Growing up, Anne had always been taught that things change, and so do people.
ZeldaQueen: You know, most people figure that one out on their own.
Yet now that she was both a wife and a mother, she was finding it very difficult to accept that her own little family was changing, right before her very eyes.
ZeldaQueen: Bzuh? It's been five years! She's talking like Rilian's an adult leaving home! Oh, and she certainly hasn't changed at all, freaking static Sue.
Their son, their little prince, Rilian, had just turned 5 years old, she and Caspian would be celebrating 6 years of marriage in 3 months time, and, as if that wasn't enough change for them, they were expecting their second child in just 4 months time.
ZeldaQueen: Will someone explain to me why the Sues in these sorts of fics are perpetually pregnant? I mean, you're in the Narnia fandom, for heaven's sake! Go run your country! Go on an adventure! Fight a minotaur! You can still have your Sue spawn, just have a little more imagination!.
As anyone could imagine, these last five years had been pretty hectic, indeed. Little did they know, though, that things were about to get a little less hectic, and a lot more fun.
ZeldaQueen: ...That sounds like the set-up to a bad porno
3 months later...
It had started out like any other day, yes, even for the royalty.
ZeldaQueen: (Sue) "Why yes, we are royalty!"
As always, they got ready themselves, then helped the Prince get ready,
ZeldaQueen: Don't they have servants for that? I know the royalty of Narnia was a lot nicer to servants than the royalty of other countries, but they still did have servants!
and then headed down to breakfast. They had a nice meal together and had just finished, when they heard a knock at the door
ZeldaQueen: My word, this is so exciting!
"Come in." One of the royal messengers walked in. "Your majesties," he said, bowing to everyone, but then looking directly at Queen Anne.
ZeldaQueen: For that, she had him beheaded. After all, none were permitted to behold her magnificence.
"You have some visitors. They claim to be your brothers and sisters."
ZeldaQueen: ...What.
At the mention of this, the Queen's eyes lit up, a huge smile spread across her face.
"Yes, yes, of course! Send them right in!" She couldn't believe this. She thought back to the last time she had seen them. It had been 7 years ago, and Aslan had said that Peter and Susan, at least, could never come back, but that Edmund and Lucy could. Now, apparently, they were all here.
ZeldaQueen: Of course it was really them and not, oh say con artists! And I love how nonchalant this all is. "What's that? My dear siblings, who I thought would never, ever return are knocking on my door like encyclopedia salesmen? Heavens, I hope they brought cake!"
She wondered what could possibly have changed Aslan's mind after all this time.
ZeldaQueen: ...She isn't. She wouldn't dare
She was brought out of her little daydream by the sound of Peter's voice. "Well, it's been 7 years. Aren't you glad to see me?"
ZeldaQueen: (Peter) "I'm not. Weren't satisfied just ruining canon in Narnia, were you? Had to drag us all back here, huh?"
She couldn't help but smile, and laugh as well, when he said that. "Of course I am. I am sorry for not jumping up and greeting you properly, but," Caspian came over, took her hand, and helped her up, revealing her significantly protruding belly. "I'm sure you can see why I didn't. Well, didn't and can't."
ZeldaQueen: Because pregnant women are just totally immobile, yep.
Yes, I know it varies from person to person. I'm just tired to Suethors engaging in that constant cliche
Shock spread on everyone's face upon seeing this, but were all very much thrilled at the prospect of having a new niece or nephew in the family.
ZeldaQueen: Oh, a married woman pregnant? Well that's just shocking!
She made her way over to them, and hugged them all as tight as she could.
"It's so great to see everyone." She looked over at Susan. "There's just one thing I don't understand. When you guys left the last time, Aslan had said that Edmund and Lucy could come back, but that you and Peter couldn't. What changed?"
ZeldaQueen: Yes, I read ahead. Before you read on, ladies and gentlemen, I suggest removing all sharp objects from your vicinity
"To tell you the truth, Anne, I really don't know. One minute, we were all on the bus, headed to school, and the next minute we were here."
ZeldaQueen: Bus? What? They wrote the trains to school, numbskull! They went to boarding school! Did you think they rode big, yellow buses? Idiot!
"It doesn't really matter why," Caspian stood up from his chair, and walked over. "What matters is that it did, and you're all here now. It really is great to see you again." He went over and hugged all of them, as well, before wrapping his right arm around Anne's waist.
ZeldaQueen: If he didn't make physical contact with the Sue every two minutes, he received electric shocks from the chip she implanted under his skin
"And who's this here?" Lucy asked, looking at the little dark haired child standing in front of them.
"This," Anne replied, placing a hand on his
"He looks so much like both of you." Edmund spoke up.
ZeldaQueen: (Edmund) Which is odd, seeing as he was the grandchild of a fallen star in canon."
Caspian and Anne smiled at each other, and shared a brief kiss, before turning their attention back to their company.
ZeldaQueen: Yes, that comment was just a proud testament to your ability to boink. Will you knock that off?
Caspian then knelt down to his son's level. "Rilian, these are your aunts and uncles. This is your uncle Peter, your aunt Susan, your uncle Edmund, and your aunt Lucy. Can you say hi?"
ZeldaQueen: (Rilian) "Hi. Someone, rescue me from this fic!"
The little prince was rather shy, but waved his little hand, and in a virtual whisper, said "hi", while still clinging tightly to his father.
ZeldaQueen: (Rilian) "Mommy's scary, make her go away!"
"Well," Susan said, smiling, looking at her oldest sister, "it's looks like you two have been very busy lately.
ZeldaQueen: Hur hur, jokes on sex lives are funny!
How far along are you, anyway?"
"As of today, I'm exactly 8 months." Anne said, rubbing her large belly, and smiling. "Both Caspian and I are hoping for a girl, but would be just as happy with another boy."
ZeldaQueen: *bored* Oh look, they want a girl. Wonder what they'll get?
They all talked inside for a few more minutes, before deciding to take a nice, peaceful stroll through the castle gardens, and really catch up.
ZeldaQueen: I have to wonder, has the Suethor forgotten that Peter is still the High King of Narnia? Because if so, Caspian - and by extension, the Sue - have just been knocked down a few notches on the ladder of power. Bet the Suethor would never have brought him back, if she would have known
They had been walking and talking for about 15 minutes or so, when all of a sudden,they heard soft, padded footsteps behind them. Everyone turned around, and saw none other than Aslan himself standing in from of them.
ZeldaQueen: Okay, this next bit is left unsporked for effect. Just...take a gander
Lucy reacted first, running over and hugging him, burying herself in his mane. "Aslan, how did you know we were all here?"
"I always know where you are, all the time." he replied. "Now, Peter and Susan, you're probably wondering why you're back here, when I told you last time that you never would."
Susan spoke up. "Yes, we would, actually." Peter nodded his head in agreement.
"I brought not only you two back, but you two also," He now looked at Edmund and Lucy. "because, after all this time, and I finally saw that you all fit in so much better here than you ever did in London. I'm just sorry that it took me so long to realize it."
"So" Edmund spoke for everyone when he asked, "how long are we going to be able to stay this time?"
"That's really what I came here for. You have a choice-you can either go back in 3 days, or never go back at all."
ZeldaQueen: She...they...Aslan - the equivalent of Jesus - just said that four kids and the Sue all knew better than He did. Really, the implication is that it's just the Sue who knew best, because she's the one who said first "I feel more at home here" and all in the first chapter. And....and the Suethor totally missed that this is supposed to be Heaven and...bzuh? How would Aslan not get that the kids "fit in" in Narnia better than the real world? He knows about their lives in England! HE'S JESUS! He told them in the series that there would be a time when they could stay in Narnia forever, but it wasn't right then and there!
You know, right now there's only one thing to be said - the ancient war cry of the Murlocs.
HARGABRBLBRBLBRLBRLBRLBRL!
Everyone's eyes lit up, and huge smiles broke out on all their faces.
ZeldaQueen: They'll be up all night with the glue, trying to get the pieces back in order.
"Really? We can stay here? We never have to go back?" Lucy asked, practically jumping up and down with excitement.
ZeldaQueen: *snarls* Lucy is not a puppy.
Aslan chuckled, before smiling as well. "Yes, dear one. If you don't want to."
ZeldaQueen: Arielanne, you're going to be attacked by a viscous mob of Narnia fans. They'll beat you with the complete series whilst screaming "THIS IS FOR CANON, BITCHES!"
At that moment, they all ran over and hugged him tight, thanking him profusely. None as tight, though, as Queen Anne. She finally had her brothers and sisters back with her. As far as she was concerned, her life was just about perfect. All she needed now was this child within her, and it would be. It really would be.
A/N: Sorry if this chapter isn't as good as the others, and also that it took a little longer to get it up.
ZeldaQueen: *snrk* DIFFERENT WORD CHOICE PLEASE!
I went through a little bit of a dry spell yesterday, but thankfully was able to finish it today.
ZeldaQueen: Really, don't rush on my account.
Onward to: Chapter 5
Back to: Chapter 3
Return to: Table of Contents
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(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-04 07:47 pm (UTC)bfdnsjgvfadhnil
WHAT! SERIOUSLY WHAT! I...WHAT!
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Ok. I'm ok.
...
No I'm not.
Just...no. Why would Aslan do that? He said that Peter and Susan's time in Narnia was over. Why would he suddenly change his mind? Anyway, what about the timeline? How much time has passes for the Pevensie children? What about their parents? Buh?
This completly goes against canon. In the books, those who get to Narnia (apart from those who stumble in, like the Telmarines) are supposed to be there to serve a purpose, but then they are immediatley returned to their proper place. Aslan wouldn't just remove them from our world because he wanted to!
Although, I really hope that this means that Peter starts running things, just to spite the Sue. He is the High King after all.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-05 02:50 am (UTC)Or unless they died. That's why they're allowed to stay forever in Narnia at the end - they died in the real world.
"Although, I really hope that this means that Peter starts running things, just to spite the Sue. He is the High King after all"
I'd love to think that. ^_^
(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-06 03:20 am (UTC)But...sorry for any typos I seem to have developed a serious tic in the neck when I think about what just happened up there.
Also, Peter should totally take over again, since you know the Sue has so warped Caspian that nothing is actually getting done...but then...oh dear, I seem to have made myself ill: do you think whatshername would suddenly 'discover' she wasn't actually a sibling at all?
Shudder.
Uh, anyway....innocuous: What's up with the "exactly 5 years later", if she's immediately going to skip three months. WhY?
(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-06 02:41 pm (UTC)Because the Suethor enjoys her time jumps? I really don't know.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-07 12:33 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-04 07:49 pm (UTC)"You have some visitors. They claim to be your brothers and sisters."
Okay, I know next to nothing about royalty, and customs when greeting royalty, but...shouldn't the proper way of doing this be to address them both and say "The Queen has guests." Or something? And for that matter, shouldn't the Queen Sue have been informed of the guests prior to their arrival? I mean, you don't drop in unexpectedly on royalty unless you're an invader or assassin or in a revolution or something.
...Ohhhh I wish there could be a revolution against Queen Sue, so they could take her to Madam Guillotine.
She was brought out of her little daydream by the sound of Peter's voice. "Well, it's been 7 years. Aren't you glad to see me?"
She was so lost in daydreams that she didn't notice her brother walking in? Well, I'm just gonna imagine her sitting there with a "Duhhhhhhhh..." look on her face until he talks to her.
"To tell you the truth, Anne, I really don't know. One minute, we were all on the bus, headed to school, and the next minute we were here."
And I'm sure there will be no panic in their world--kids freaking out over why two of their classmates just vanished into thin air, investigations, parents freaking out...
This makes me want to hurt things. A lot.
Also I kinda wish you were in the 9 fandom, because there are glorious Sues I think you would have had fun with.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-04 08:09 pm (UTC)Better still...
A footman entered the room, and with a look of awe, boomed: "High King Peter the Magnificent, Emperor of the Lone Islands, Lord of Cair Paravel, and Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Lion!"
Then he took a deep breath and went on: "King Edmund the Just, Duke of Lantern Waste and Count of the Western March, Knight of the Noble Order of the Table!"
Anne was already reeling, but the footman was still announcing: "Queen Susan the Gentle, and Queen Lucy the Valiant!"
...Oh yes, they can haz titlez.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-05 03:50 am (UTC)Actually, I didn't get a chance to put it in the sporking, but it was stupid that they just came in like that. These are the kings and queens from legend, who saved Narnia twice. There should be cheering in the streets! After all, it was only five years after they stopped the Telmarines.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-06 03:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-04 08:00 pm (UTC)HARG--Wait, you already said it.
Anyway, erm, no notice of how different Anne looks, now that she's aged five years and they haven't? No notice of how the Pevensies DON'T look any different?
No shock there at all?
And BY ALL THAT IS HOLY, what is going to happen to Eustace and Jill in this perversion of canon?! Eustace, thank you, happens to be one of my favorite characters, and his time on the Dawn Treader is what changes him from an arrogant little worldling into a hero. Jill only enters Narnia because of Eustace!
How is Reepicheep ever going to make it to the Edge of the World if Caspian doesn't set sail to reclaim the Narnian islands?!
I know Anne must have read at least The Silver Chair, or else she wouldn't know Rilian's name to use it! And she would have known that Caspian was an OLD man when Rilian was 20-ish, so this totally, TOTALLY skews the timeline so far out of whack that I DON'T EVEN!
AT ALL!
NOT A BIT!
(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-05 04:06 am (UTC)I really don't know what's up with Eustace and Jill. By canon (a novel concept to the Suethor, I know), Rilan's mother was killed by the serpent when he was twenty. So the only way I can see it working is if Caspian goes on the Voyage of the Dawn Treader while Rilan's still a child. If memory serves, the voyage didn't take years and years, so it's possible. Of course, that still leaves the implication that Anne will be killed by the serpent, instead of Ramandu's daughter... XD
(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-07 12:35 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-07 12:49 am (UTC)And the movies aren't a valid excuse for not knowing about Narnia time, because all three clearly have the children coming back at about the same time. TLTWATW even follows the book in having the kids grow up and return home as children.
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Date: 2011-05-04 11:01 pm (UTC)It's... pretty much the only thing that stopping me from ragesploding.
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Date: 2011-05-05 12:43 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-05-05 01:34 am (UTC)A 12 month gestational period. Clearly, a subtle hint that Anne is an evil alien mutant who has no business being there.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-05 02:42 am (UTC)Still, that doesn't refute your theory of her being an alien mutant.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-05 09:02 am (UTC)Dear Suethor,
You just made me break one of my cardinal rules of use of ellipses. I believe I have several friends who would be interested in introducing you to heavy furniture over that alone.
I have a few messages to give, mainly, please get the fuck out of my childhood and one of my favourite series of all time. Your Sue is not the child of a fallen star, nor was she discovered on an island by Eustace, Lucy, Edmund, Caspian and an amazing crew. Your Sue is nowhere near as important as Edmund or Lucy, let alone Peter or Susan. You obviously have no comprehension skills or ability to tell the time. I know this from the word vomit above.
So please, step away from the keyboard, read the frigging books and stop. Please write goodfic.
Yours sincerely,
Mogseltof.
(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-05 10:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-06 02:26 am (UTC)*There is a murloc handprint on the bottom of the letter.*
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Date: 2011-05-06 02:34 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-05-06 10:35 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-08-02 08:12 pm (UTC)No.
This person needs canon. Now. No, wait, she needs a cannon. Aimed at her face. Grr... No one mutilates my favorite bloody character like that!