Hogwarts Overexposed

[zelda_queen]

Fanfiction Notes: The third of a, quite frankly, sickening and tasteless series by Neil. Includes pedophilia, nudism, perversion, pee and breastfeeding fetishes, and almost all of it delivered by underage girls.

As sporked by doodasnapefreak

WARNING: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. LAWYERS WISH FOR US TO INFORM ALL VIEWERS THAT CHILDREN OR THOSE EASILY DISTURBED BY TASTELESS SEX AND SEX-RELATED ACTS. TO BORROW THE WARNINGS OF THE PREVIOUS STORY, THERE IS "EXCESSIVE NUDITY, LANGUAGE, TORTURE, PEDOPHILIA, VOYEURISM, WATERSPORTS, SCAT, SEX, RAPE, AND RAGE-INDUCING TOPICS MULTIPLIED BY TEN FROM THE LAST FIC. THIS FIC SHOULD NOT BE READ BY CHILDREN OR OTHER LIVING THINGS. EVER. IN FACT, IT SHOULD JUST BE DESTROYED, PREFERABLY ALONG WITH THE AUTHOR"

Introduction
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25

Return to the Sporking Chamber

Comments

[sickbritkid2.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

Though it would be better if it were the real thing...

[sickbritkid2.livejournal.com]

I should also let you know that some jerks on Tropes went and gutted the HE JBM...

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know. I saw that.

I know that IJBM is supposed to be just about plot holes and whatnot, but it seems a bit unfair that people are allowed to fill up two pages worth of complaints about Twilight and the Mortal Instruments page is allowed to comment on the plagiarism thing. -_-

Ah well.

[sickbritkid2.livejournal.com]

Meh. I despise Twilight, too.

It just annoys me that they're bitching about filling up pages with Complaining About Shows You Don't Like when the damn page is called It Just Bugs Me. That sort of phrase would extend much further than Fridge Logic.

I don't see those guys self-righteously modding the Eragon IJBMs...

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

It's annoying, but my guess is that pedophilia is just too squicky to let it be complained about. I mean, yes it's obvious, but still. I dunno. At the rate things are going, my guess is that the page for that IJBM will either be locked or deleted.

Ah well, as long as the main page isn't deleted or locked, I suppose. -_-

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

"Though it would be better if it were the real thing..."

True, true.