Hogwarts Overexposed

[zelda_queen]

Fanfiction Notes: The third of a, quite frankly, sickening and tasteless series by Neil. Includes pedophilia, nudism, perversion, pee and breastfeeding fetishes, and almost all of it delivered by underage girls.

As sporked by doodasnapefreak

WARNING: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. LAWYERS WISH FOR US TO INFORM ALL VIEWERS THAT CHILDREN OR THOSE EASILY DISTURBED BY TASTELESS SEX AND SEX-RELATED ACTS. TO BORROW THE WARNINGS OF THE PREVIOUS STORY, THERE IS "EXCESSIVE NUDITY, LANGUAGE, TORTURE, PEDOPHILIA, VOYEURISM, WATERSPORTS, SCAT, SEX, RAPE, AND RAGE-INDUCING TOPICS MULTIPLIED BY TEN FROM THE LAST FIC. THIS FIC SHOULD NOT BE READ BY CHILDREN OR OTHER LIVING THINGS. EVER. IN FACT, IT SHOULD JUST BE DESTROYED, PREFERABLY ALONG WITH THE AUTHOR"

Introduction
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25

Return to the Sporking Chamber

Comments

Re: We must mobilize!

[sickbritkid2.livejournal.com]

Nah, they can't be legally banned from the internet, unfortunately.

I think I could bet that he got collared or something. It's a hope, but it's a hope we can count on.

Lemme tell you, I recently ran into the first chapter of Hogwarts Exposed on FF.net and he, honest-to-god, said that "FF keeps deleting all of the other chapters for no good reason."

Yes, you heard my jaw crushing my keyboard at that sentence.

P. S. This is SickBritKid from TVTropes. I started the HE JustBugsMe and saw that your page mentions you aspire to be a TGWTG contributor. I, myself, am interested in contributing to the site, mainly because I've thought about giving sporkings a shot thanks to szlaniec1000.

So, I dunno, if you're ever interested in getting another guest sporker, you can find me on FB.

Re: We must mobilize!

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

"Lemme tell you, I recently ran into the first chapter of Hogwarts Exposed on FF.net and he, honest-to-god, said that "FF keeps deleting all of the other chapters for no good reason.""

Dear lord, yeah I know that one. He actually got together with Keiran Halcyon at one point (the idiot who wrote "Rose Potter"), and they bitched together about how FF.net was such a MEANIE for having the gall to delete their fics.

Oh, that's you? :D Good to meet you! It's always great to find sensible people on the internet.

I'm afraid I don't have a FB account actually. ^^;; (Yeah, I know, I'm hopelessly out of touch XD), but maybe I could PM you on TV Tropes? ^_^;

Re: We must mobilize!

[sickbritkid2.livejournal.com]

Sure!

I'd love to try and give sporking a go. If I get good enough at it, I'm thinking of trying to solo Hogwarts Exposed as something of a tryout for TGWTG, if I ever learn how I can try and become a contributor.

If I ever hear how, I'll make sure to let you know!

Re: We must mobilize!

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

You mean doing a dramatic reading of it, like Masterpiece Fanfic Theater? That would be cool, although you might want to give massive disclaimers for Hogwarts Exposed.

I think if you want to be a contributer, you just start making videos and send 'em to Rob Walker. He actually did a post in the forums with tips. From what I heard the best thing is just to have fun and get started.

Best of luck with that, though! Let me know if you get anything down. ^_^