In Which I Do A Meme: Hypothetical AU

[zelda_queen]

Snagged from geministar01, to make up for the lack of updates.



Take any one of the fandoms or characters you know I write AND give me a type of AU (space opera AU, pirate AU, superhero AU, etc.). I will then explain what story from that fandom/character I would write for that AU.

To give you guys a little more choice (right now, I've only written fanfiction for Axis Powers Hetalia, The Legend of Zelda, and That Guy With the Glasses), I'll also give hypothetical AUs for fandoms you know I spork.

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Comments

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Regency AU for That Guy With The Glasses.

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I don't know much about the regency era. Very sorry! ^^; Would you mind terribly if I did a medieval AU instead? Or, if there's another AU you're interested in, I could do that.

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Medieval would be lovely!

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

Woot! ^_^

This actually all is based on an idea I had for a fic, which likely won't be written now unless I feel like ignoring current TGWTG canon.

In Castle Awesome, King Nostalgia Critic reigns over all. He is assisted by his royal adviser Phelous (who hates his guts), and manservant Film Brain (who is creepily attached to him). The various female reviewers from the site are ladies of the court (though they can take up arms to fight in the final battle) with Liz moonlighting as the Iron Knight. The Iron Knight is Linkara's loyal friend and trusted second i battle (he doesn't realize that the lady he's courting and the knight he fights alongside are the same person).

The primary villains are Ask That Guy (a hammy evil nobleman) and Dr. Insano (the hammy royal alchemist). Insano is none to fond of Sir Spoony, but is quite infatuated with the knight's beloved Lady Scarlett. Thus, he tries to kill two birds with one stone and kidnap the lady. This backfires spectacularly when said lady turns out to be a hot amazon who throws him down a hill for attacking her lord.

For the secondary characters, Chester A. Bum would have been included as the court fool (other court fools Lester and Spencer having been dispatched on a whim to the disgusting troll, Douchy, that lives under the drawbridge). Nella and Elise serve as Lady Nostalgia Chick's handmaidens, with her treating them both terribly.

After some twists and turns, everything would lead up to a great battle between the knights of Castle Awesome and the evil minions of Lord Ask That Guy. The battle would be won when the ladies of the court decide "fuck it" and join in the fight.

After winning, King Critic decides to reward the ladies by officially knighting them all (an idea which he didn't steal from Phelous, really). Liz is revealed to be the Iron Knight, and happiness is had by all. Except that it turns out that Elise was secretly the Lady of the Lake, who had been disguising herself as a lowly servant to see if the people of Castle Awesome were properly following the laws of chivalry. She is so disgusted by their behavior that she curses their descendants to have a shot at rebuilding their empire, only to have it forever lost because of their idiocy and selfishness. Thus, we got Kickassia. She also gives the Chick and Nella special curses, that she'd reappear to torment their descendants with makeovers (thus, the Makeover Fairy).