In Which I Do A Meme: Pairings Yet Again

[zelda_queen]

Found via ladyhadhafang!

Give me a pairing and I'll tell you:

I. Fandom and meta:

1) How I FEEEEEEEEEL about this pairing
2) What made me ship it in the first place
3) The best fic I've ever read for them
4) Fic cliches that annoy me
5) An unpopular opinion
6) My alternative ships for them
7) Their biggest hurdle to overcome
8) Kids or no kids?
9) Something about their sex life
10) Fanart!

II. Little details:

1) Who is the big spoon/little spoon
2) Their favorite non-sexual activity
3) Who uses all the hot water
4) What they order from takeout
5) The most trivial thing they fight over
6) Who does most of the cleaning
7) Who calls the super/landlord when the heat's not working
8) Who steals the blankets
9) Who leaves their stuff around
10) Who remembers anniversaries

Note: I actually am not in the Supernatural fandom, so I don't have any ships for that. Terribly sorry!

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Comments

[das-mervin.livejournal.com]

Spitefic Emmett/Rosalie.

(Because I am nice. Because I was so tempted to throw canon Edward/Bella at you.)

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

(Bless you for not doing so, ma'am XD)

1) It's certainly a hell of a lot more interesting than the canon version of the pairing
2) They're two characters who display genuine affection for one another, enjoy each other's company, and both know what complete douchenozzles the rest of the Cullen family is. What's not to like? :D
3) Long Distance: http://das-sporking.livejournal.com/151201.html#cutid1
4) When Emmett is turned into a dick and when Twihards make Rosalie even more of a Scary Sue
5) Well, unpopular to Twihards, but spitefic Emmett and Rosalie are a million times more loving and trusting of each other than Edward and Bella (or most other relationships in canon, for that matter)
6) I...um, don't really have any. ^^;;
7) Their biggest hurdle to overcome
8) No kids, for the biological reasons. If they could have kids, they would
9) They're very into rough sex. Rosalie's usually dominant, and really digs in with her nails
10) http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=Rosalie%20and%20Emmett&order=9&offset=120#/d2nk0b6

II. Little details:

1) Rosalie is the big spoon, and Emmett is the little spoon
2) They like to go traveling to different countries, backpacking it as much as possible
3) Rosalie
4) Mountain lion? XD If they could human food, Rosalie would have some fancy coffee from Starbucks, and Emmett would want the biggest, meatiest hamburger that's available
5) Emmett baiting Edward. Emmett always thinks it's great fun, but Rosalie sometimes gets pissed when she has to deal with Edward's whining
6) I don't see either as big cleaners, really. Emmett's just that way, and Rosalie wants to forget about her upper-class, hoity-toity upbringing
7) Rosalie
8) Emmett. And Rosalie steals them right back XD
9) Like I said, I can see both as not being overly concerned with keeping things tidy
10) Rosalie