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Link: Look, I really need a break. Is there any chance at all we can get a couple of guest sporkers in here?

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ZeldaQueen: Okay folks, this is it - year three! Just this and then year four to go. I can do this! And to help me out, I got Link back here! Say "hi", Link!

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ZeldaQueen: Okay folks, I'm going to give it straight to you here. This chapter just infuriates me. This and the next one. So I probably will be ranting at least once. Link caught wind of this and managed to escape for these two chapters, so it's just me today. Please, strap in

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ZeldaQueen: Hello, dear lords and lasses! Now that Bree Tanner has been sporked to her grave, it's time to take this puppy on, full time!

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ZeldaQueen: Howdy folks! Y'all remember that fight Rose Potter had with Voldemort, and how the Suethor really dumbed him down to make her look better? Well...

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ZeldaQueen: Terribly sorry for the lack of updates, this fanfic is draining my will to go on. Here we go, in any case.

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ZeldaQueen: Well, onward and outward! Here we get to see Harry be a total bastard and act absolutely nothing like in canon! So what else is new?

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ZeldaQueen: Well, ladies and gentlemen, if I had a nickle for every time someone complained about the Deathly Hallows epilogue, I'd...well I'd be a rich woman, that's for certain. And about eighty percent of the time, people use the epilogue as a reason to whine about how mean Rowling is, how she only put it there just to spoil the fun of shippers who wanted to continue to remain delusional about who Harry ended up with (I've heard much the same argument about her putting pictures of girls in Sirius's room). I've maintained the viewpoint that it's hardly like these shippers let things like canon get in their way and sure enough, writers do manage to find ways to "fix" things up. And lo, one such writer - DisobedienceWriter - has brought us this piece of work. It's got Ginny-hate aplenty as well as an extraordinarily nasty and dark Harry. So without further ado, let us begin!

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ZeldaQueen: This is it, folks! The last hurrah! The home stretch! And to celebrate, we're joined once more by Link, Midna, and Ganondorf! Shall we begin?

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ZeldaQueen: Heigh-ho everyone! I'll be doing something a little different today - sporking a movie! 

Projection Room Voices: You know that this is highly irregular.

ZeldaQueen: Who cares? It's in the Other bin, which is my playground.

Projection Room Voices: Well, it's up to you.

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Projection Room Voices: You said you needed a break from Breaking Dawn, didn’t you?

ZeldaQueen: Oh yeah, anything would be better than that load of tripe.

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Hello, gentle Viewers. This might be a bit of a confusing message to see here, particularly for anyone who previously read this post when there was a sporking of an angry essay here. I shall explain.

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Projection Room Voices: Part 2 of Breaking Dawn sporking about to begin. ZeldaQueen, are you ready?

ZeldaQueen: Nearly. I’ve looked over the notes and notes from the future for this though, and I’d like to request a few additional sporkers for help.

Projection Room Voices: Certainly. Which ones?

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