Update From The Realm: Sporking Schedule

[zelda_queen]

Hello, hello, hello! The term is finally over, the papers are turned in, the textbooks are being sold back, and the Realm has got a lot more free time! As you all probably have noticed, there's a few new sporkings going up. So, let's have a list of what's going on:

• Ghosts of the Abyss is still going on. I will finish it, by God, or at least get to the hentai sex scene.
• Unexpected Love, a Narnia fic, has been started. While the Suethor is still updating, we're only at five chapters now so it shouldn't be too long until the sporkings catch up.
• Betrayed has been started. Full steam ahead.
• The City of Bones group sporking is still going on. I know I said that would be done between Marked and Betrayed, but we still need more recaps until it can be started. So we're going to do it alongside of Betrayed, instead. If you need or want to see the list of who's sporking what, you can see it here. Every sporking sent in thus far is hilarious, and I personally am stoked to do this. Let's show Cassandra Clare how we roll!
• Not a sporking in the Realm, but overlordmikey has begun to spork The Door to Darkness. For those who don't know, that is a Kingdom Hearts fanfic by none other than Gethesemane Butler, which means that it's got Sues, sex, and all other things that implies.

On a late note, I hope everyone had a great Easter.

So yeah, fun to be had! Let's have at 'em, ladies and gentlemen!

Comments

[witty-screename.livejournal.com]

Of all the series I could never imagine Gethsemane doing...Kingdom Hearts? I'm going to assume she only picked it up because Jack Sparrow was in KHII.

But really, harlequin romance in that fandom? Where the hell does that fit?! Is she going to bone 3D Jack or an Organization member or what? I have to read that sporking when I find time...Right now I should totally be working on a paper. =w=;

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

Actually, she seems to have a thing for both Ansem the Wise and Xenahort. Her Sues are the wife of Ansem and Ansem's daughter, who ends up marrying Xenahort and having a baby with him and so on and so forth.

[overlordmikey.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel any better, she's not doing it well!

No sign of Jack Sparrow, I don't even think she remembers Disney characters are IN KH! I've seen one brief visit from Merlin to kiss her mommy-sue's arse and that's it.

I kinda wanna hurt Gethsemane - I hope that goes away. Not because it wouldn't be justified, I just hate feeling that way - to much stress...

Like our oh so wise Zelda_Queen said, she seems to like Xenahort - However it's worse than that. She may not actually like Ansem - from what I can tell she may have chosen Ansem because he is Ansem THE WISE - thus making the mother sue look better because she is "smarter" than him.

Oh course she isn't, but you'll see that in my spork if you read it.

[a-lovesuicide.livejournal.com]

I haven't done my sporking for City of Bones done yet, but I will soon! Once school is over after next week. XP

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

Alrighty! XD