Ghosts Of The Abyss: Chapter 5
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zelda_queenZeldaQueen: So yeah, happy April Fool's Day, everyone! Because I'm rather lame, I can't come up with any good pranks. Instead, let's have an update of Kate and Gethesemane, because they're bad jokes!
Also, a very Happy Birthday to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
gamnon and cecamire!
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Chapter 5
Katherine
We sailed on an endless sea; night had fallen now, a black mantle studded with glimmering diamonds. I stood at the stern, watching as the glassy surface of the water played beneath the ship. All onboard were silent, each lost in his or her own thoughts.
ZeldaQueen: Given how stupid these people all are, they probably would get lost with just two thoughts between 'em all
I began to worry. What if we never reached the Locker? What if Tia Dalma was right – was this all a fool’s errand? What if we all were killed before we could reach Jack?
ZeldaQueen: A million sporkers would cheer. Not likely to happen by this point though
I suddenly became aware of a soft rustling sound. I glanced up; a fog was beginning to enshroud the sea.
ZeldaQueen: ...Apparently fog rustles now. Who knew?
I also noted the ship was gaining speed.
“Aye, we’re good and lost now!” cried Uncle Hector.
“Lost?” I gasped. “We’re lost?”
ZeldaQueen: Dude, you're a pirate, not a five-year-old who lost her mommy in the mall
“For sure; you have to be lost to find that which no one knows where it is. Elseways everyone would know where it was.”
The ship was continuing to gain speed; I looked ahead, and found that the rustling had grown into a roar, and the fog was growing ever closer.
“Uncle Hector!” I cried as I spotted the end of the horizon – World’s End.
He didn’t reply, but began to laugh!
ZeldaQueen: And then he pushed Kate overboard. There was much rejoicing
“All hands to stations!” I shouted.
“No, Kate!” returned my uncle. “Belay that. Let her run good and straight!”
ZeldaQueen: Are Will and Elizabeth even here?
My eyes widened in terror as the ship neared a goliath waterfall. The crew scurried about, gripping whatever they could.
“Oh, hell,” I muttered as I gripped a rope hanging from the mast.
ZeldaQueen: I got there first and promptly hung her with it
It was then that the sloop finally neared the end, and the crew and I screamed as we fell from World’s End and into the misty depths.
ZeldaQueen: Rocks fell and they all died. The end
And I'm pretty sure she's stealing other people's lines here, so take a shot \~/

When I awoke, I found myself lying on a bright white beach; I could feel the sun beating harshly down upon me. Slowly, I rose to my feet. Behind me lay the sea, and I found some of the other crew had survived. They walked slowly toward me, many quite dizzy and confused.
ZeldaQueen: Only then did they realize that Gethesemane's fanfiction account had been hacked. They were being subjected to an ironic Hell, much like the one Ebony Darkness D'mentia Raven Way was temporarily banished to
“We’re in the Locker,” said Uncle Hector.
ZeldaQueen: (Barbossa) "We were shoved in there by the Bully"
“Then where’s Jack?” I asked, looking around.
ZeldaQueen: (Kate) "I must find him, or else he might gain an independent personality and escape!"
All that lay ahead was an eternity of heated sand.
“He’s here; Davy Jones isn’t one to bluff.”
As I was about to reply, a low rumbling erupted from behind one of the dunes. We turned, and I gasped to find a familiar black ship sail over the dune and gracefully down to the shore. And, standing upon the mast, was my husband.
ZeldaQueen: Apparently Tia Dalma's been forgotten as well. Given that, I can only conclude that the Pearl has somehow gained the ability to sail over sand
“The Pearl!” I shouted gleefully.
ZeldaQueen: (Mary Sue) "My precious!"
Jack soon came ashore, looking quite puzzled to see the crew and me.
“This is the best delirium yet,” he muttered.
ZeldaQueen: (Jack) "Now I can act out my fantasies and shoot that bloody annoying woman who keeps insisting that we're married"
“He thinks we’re hallucinations,” Will whispered to me.
“I’m going to show him otherwise,” I returned.
ZeldaQueen: Of course you are *rolls eyes*
I then turned to Jack. “Jack, this is real. We’re here.”
ZeldaQueen: And since she said it, it's indisputable proof. I shouldn't be surprised. Given a later author's note, Gethesemane apparently follows the same school of thought
He looked at me. “Kate. You’re not here. None of you are. None of you are that daft to come to see me.”
“We didn’t come to see you,” I said as I approached him. “We came to save you.”
ZeldaQueen: (Kate) "From that silly, annoying thing that you call 'canon'. Really darling, who needs strong, thoughtful, independent people when you could have me? Come back to my reality dear, and be my sex slave for all of eternity! You'll be so happy, as I tie you back to the bed and force-feed you that poisoned wine! Come quickly darling, or I'll be forced to break your legs again"
I'm sorry. Now I feel all filthy
He reached out slowly and touched my cheek. “Prove that it’s real.”
ZeldaQueen: Dude, DON'T
I smiled. “I thought you’d never ask.”
I threw my arms around his neck and kissed him ardently; he soon returned the kiss, slowly wrapping his arms about my waist.
ZeldaQueen: OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, HOW DOES THAT PROVE ANYTHING? What was the point of that? Seriously, he could just as easily hallucinate that! All that does is be harlequin and give Kate a chance to show off and Gethesemane to fap.
I think I just answered my own question.
Oh, and take a drink. The plot has shown up, just as an excuse for Kate to make out with Jack \~/ \~/
The kiss lasted an unknown length of time, and we broke it when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned my head to find Will standing behind me.
“Ah, Kate, are you aware of the fact that there’s only twenty-four hours in one day?”
ZeldaQueen: Oh Will, you try so hard. Just get Elizabeth and your father and escape while you still can
I glanced at Jack, who smiled sheepishly and let go of me. Taking my hand in his, he walked over to the line of crew.
ZeldaQueen: Good lord, she's not a puppy! Stop leading her around everywhere!
“Now…let me see,” he murmured. He then began to go down the line, starting with Tia Dalma, who smiled.
“Now, don’t tell me you didn’t enjoy it at the time.”
She looked at me with a self-satisfied smile.
ZeldaQueen: Yeah, that right there? Her line? That pretty much sums up why she gets such a rotten deal here.
And I'm supposed to think Tia Dalma's a bitch here, right? Besides how out of character it is (seriously, why would she care if she one-upped Kate with Jack?), I'm glad someone's putting that little show-off in her place
“All right, fine,” replied Jack. “You’re in.”
He then turned to me. “You know you’re with me.”
“Always.”
ZeldaQueen: Unfortunately
He nodded with a small smile, and then continued down the line. I noticed that Tia Dalma had once again glared darkly at me, but I simply turned my head and followed my husband.
ZeldaQueen: *puts on hard hat for protection from the SUBTLE FORESHADOWING*
And why is Tia Dalma getting all bitch faced over her being snoogy with Jack? It's Davy Jones she's in love with! \~/
“Don’t need you; you scare me,” he said to Ragetti.
Ragetti frowned; Jack paused before Gibbs. “Gibbs, you can come, Marty, Cotton…Cotton’s parrot, I’m a little iffy…at least I’ll have someone to talk to.”
We stopped before a group of Singaporean pirates.
“Who are you?” asked Jack.
“Tai Huang,” replied the first pirate. “These are my men.”
“Where does your allegiance lie?”
“With the highest bidder.”
Jack smiled. “I have a ship.”
“Then that makes you the highest bidder.”
“Good man. Weigh anchor! All hands prepare to make sail!”
ZeldaQueen: You know, it takes talent to take such witty and funny banter and make it so horribly annoying
My uncle stepped up behind as. “Which way ya goin’, Jack?”
Jack turned. “Ah, Hector! I’m going to me ship, and I’m taking my lovely wife with me.”
ZeldaQueen: - who must be shoehorned in at every possible moment \~/
“You mean you’re going to my ship.”
Jack looked out, holding his free hand to his eyes to shield them from the sunlight. “Can’t spot it. It must be a tiny thing hiding behind the Pearl.”
I shifted my eyes. Here we go again.
ZeldaQueen: Ha ha, isn't this just so funny? Don't you love how Kate is just peachy with her dear old Uncle Hector, who stole and is trying again to steal Jack's precious ship from him, but isn't the least bit sympathetic to poor old Bootstrap, who was tossed into the ocean, forced into servitude, and is mutating into a sea monster because his captain is slacking off?

Upon boarding the Pearl, Uncle Hector and Jack became quite competitive; both were trying to outdo the other in terms of giving orders, and I simply stood and watched.
ZeldaQueen: Because you're useless.
And dude, they're having a pissing contest for control of the ship! Will you just acknowledge that your uncle is a bastard and be done with it?
Elizabeth walked up to me.
“We’re in for a long voyage,” she said softly.
ZeldaQueen: (Elizabeth) "A Mary Sue on the ship? We'll never survived
“It’s always this way when you get those two together,” I said to her. “When Jack and I first began our relationship, he wasn’t too happy about it. He was furious to find out we’d gotten engaged. There’s always been a rivalry between them.”
ZeldaQueen: *flatly* A rivalry. That's what you call him lying to Jack, lulling him into a false sense of security, betraying his trust, leading the crew into a mutiny, robbing him of his treasure, his ship, and his title of "captain", and repeatedly trying to kill him.
“Whose side are you on?” Elizabeth asked.
“Jack’s; of the two of them, he’s the one who didn’t commit mutiny. Don’t get me wrong, Barbossa is my uncle, but he’s tried more than once to murder my husband.”
ZeldaQueen: First - so you are acknowledging what your uncle did, but you still aren't saying a word to him. Yeah, I know why. He's your convenient excuse and protection from Calypso later.
Second - bitch, you did not just crib lines from the first movie. I will cut you
My husband and uncle were still shouting orders above one another, and I grew tired of it.
“What are you doing?” demanded Jack.
“What are you doing?” exclaimed Uncle Hector.
“Giving orders! This is my ship, so that makes me captain!” Jack cried.
ZeldaQueen: (Jack) "Na-ni na-ni boo-boo!"
Uncle Hector held up the stolen navigational charts. “They be my charts!”
“Well, that makes you Chart-man!”
ZeldaQueen: (Barbossa) "No it doesn't, you poopy-head!"
I rolled my eyes and stormed up to the two.
“Stow it! The both of you!” I shouted.
The two silenced immediately and looked at me, surprised.
“Uncle Hector, Jack, you’re both grown men. Act like it! We are not going to have this the entire journey, or else I’ll send you both to time-out! Savvy?”
ZeldaQueen: Jesus fucking Christ, I was kidding when I was pretending they were kids! Gethesemane, having your avatar being a schoolmarm isn't really that threatening or easy to take seriously
Both gaped at me, still silent.
“That’s better.”
Will walked up between them. “You know, Kate, perhaps you should be captain.”
ZeldaQueen: *coldly* Gethesemane, stop putting words in Will's mouth. Now \~/
“It’s exhausting enough having to play mother to those two. I don’t think I could handle the office.”
Will chuckled and walked over to join Elizabeth.
ZeldaQueen : Is it just me, or is that all that Will and Elizabeth do in this fic? They show up, say something "witty" to flatter the Sue, and walk over to the other and all but vanish into obscurity
Uncle cursed under his breath, and Jack and I walked to the helm. He immediately took the wheel, wrapping his arm about my side. I sighed heavily as I lay my head on his shoulder.
ZeldaQueen: Because she had a firm grip on his balls yet again and reaffirmed her dominance
(Author’s Note: Again, I apologize for the crappiness of the last chapter.
ZeldaQueen: What about for the fic in general? You going to apologize for the crappiness of that?
It’s not my fault that I have no talent…
ZeldaQueen: But it is your fault that you continue to post your talentless writing on the internet and flounce at the slightest criticism
hope you enjoyed this chapter!)
ZeldaQueen: After your bit about how terrible it was, you're kind of implying that your readers are either stupid enough to enjoy it or have such low standards that they like it.
Actually, both options really are rather appropriate
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ZeldaQueen: To end on a separate note, for everyone involved in the City of Bones group sporking, I have updated the list, so we can all see who has turned what in. And please, if something comes up, let me know. I really don't want to pressure anyone, but if something's going on, I would really appreciate it if you just drop me a PM or something so I know roughly when to expect your sporking. Thank you very much!
Onward to: Chapter 6
Back to: Chapter 4
Return to: Table of Contents
Also, a very Happy Birthday to
gamnon and cecamire!Projection Room Voices: Starting Media in 3...2...1...
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Chapter 5
Katherine
We sailed on an endless sea; night had fallen now, a black mantle studded with glimmering diamonds. I stood at the stern, watching as the glassy surface of the water played beneath the ship. All onboard were silent, each lost in his or her own thoughts.
ZeldaQueen: Given how stupid these people all are, they probably would get lost with just two thoughts between 'em all
I began to worry. What if we never reached the Locker? What if Tia Dalma was right – was this all a fool’s errand? What if we all were killed before we could reach Jack?
ZeldaQueen: A million sporkers would cheer. Not likely to happen by this point though
I suddenly became aware of a soft rustling sound. I glanced up; a fog was beginning to enshroud the sea.
ZeldaQueen: ...Apparently fog rustles now. Who knew?
I also noted the ship was gaining speed.
“Aye, we’re good and lost now!” cried Uncle Hector.
“Lost?” I gasped. “We’re lost?”
ZeldaQueen: Dude, you're a pirate, not a five-year-old who lost her mommy in the mall
“For sure; you have to be lost to find that which no one knows where it is. Elseways everyone would know where it was.”
The ship was continuing to gain speed; I looked ahead, and found that the rustling had grown into a roar, and the fog was growing ever closer.
“Uncle Hector!” I cried as I spotted the end of the horizon – World’s End.
He didn’t reply, but began to laugh!
ZeldaQueen: And then he pushed Kate overboard. There was much rejoicing
“All hands to stations!” I shouted.
“No, Kate!” returned my uncle. “Belay that. Let her run good and straight!”
ZeldaQueen: Are Will and Elizabeth even here?
My eyes widened in terror as the ship neared a goliath waterfall. The crew scurried about, gripping whatever they could.
“Oh, hell,” I muttered as I gripped a rope hanging from the mast.
ZeldaQueen: I got there first and promptly hung her with it
It was then that the sloop finally neared the end, and the crew and I screamed as we fell from World’s End and into the misty depths.
ZeldaQueen: Rocks fell and they all died. The end
And I'm pretty sure she's stealing other people's lines here, so take a shot \~/

When I awoke, I found myself lying on a bright white beach; I could feel the sun beating harshly down upon me. Slowly, I rose to my feet. Behind me lay the sea, and I found some of the other crew had survived. They walked slowly toward me, many quite dizzy and confused.
ZeldaQueen: Only then did they realize that Gethesemane's fanfiction account had been hacked. They were being subjected to an ironic Hell, much like the one Ebony Darkness D'mentia Raven Way was temporarily banished to
“We’re in the Locker,” said Uncle Hector.
ZeldaQueen: (Barbossa) "We were shoved in there by the Bully"
“Then where’s Jack?” I asked, looking around.
ZeldaQueen: (Kate) "I must find him, or else he might gain an independent personality and escape!"
All that lay ahead was an eternity of heated sand.
“He’s here; Davy Jones isn’t one to bluff.”
As I was about to reply, a low rumbling erupted from behind one of the dunes. We turned, and I gasped to find a familiar black ship sail over the dune and gracefully down to the shore. And, standing upon the mast, was my husband.
ZeldaQueen: Apparently Tia Dalma's been forgotten as well. Given that, I can only conclude that the Pearl has somehow gained the ability to sail over sand
“The Pearl!” I shouted gleefully.
ZeldaQueen: (Mary Sue) "My precious!"
Jack soon came ashore, looking quite puzzled to see the crew and me.
“This is the best delirium yet,” he muttered.
ZeldaQueen: (Jack) "Now I can act out my fantasies and shoot that bloody annoying woman who keeps insisting that we're married"
“He thinks we’re hallucinations,” Will whispered to me.
“I’m going to show him otherwise,” I returned.
ZeldaQueen: Of course you are *rolls eyes*
I then turned to Jack. “Jack, this is real. We’re here.”
ZeldaQueen: And since she said it, it's indisputable proof. I shouldn't be surprised. Given a later author's note, Gethesemane apparently follows the same school of thought
He looked at me. “Kate. You’re not here. None of you are. None of you are that daft to come to see me.”
“We didn’t come to see you,” I said as I approached him. “We came to save you.”
ZeldaQueen: (Kate) "From that silly, annoying thing that you call 'canon'. Really darling, who needs strong, thoughtful, independent people when you could have me? Come back to my reality dear, and be my sex slave for all of eternity! You'll be so happy, as I tie you back to the bed and force-feed you that poisoned wine! Come quickly darling, or I'll be forced to break your legs again"
I'm sorry. Now I feel all filthy
He reached out slowly and touched my cheek. “Prove that it’s real.”
ZeldaQueen: Dude, DON'T
I smiled. “I thought you’d never ask.”
I threw my arms around his neck and kissed him ardently; he soon returned the kiss, slowly wrapping his arms about my waist.
ZeldaQueen: OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, HOW DOES THAT PROVE ANYTHING? What was the point of that? Seriously, he could just as easily hallucinate that! All that does is be harlequin and give Kate a chance to show off and Gethesemane to fap.
I think I just answered my own question.
Oh, and take a drink. The plot has shown up, just as an excuse for Kate to make out with Jack \~/ \~/
The kiss lasted an unknown length of time, and we broke it when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned my head to find Will standing behind me.
“Ah, Kate, are you aware of the fact that there’s only twenty-four hours in one day?”
ZeldaQueen: Oh Will, you try so hard. Just get Elizabeth and your father and escape while you still can
I glanced at Jack, who smiled sheepishly and let go of me. Taking my hand in his, he walked over to the line of crew.
ZeldaQueen: Good lord, she's not a puppy! Stop leading her around everywhere!
“Now…let me see,” he murmured. He then began to go down the line, starting with Tia Dalma, who smiled.
“Now, don’t tell me you didn’t enjoy it at the time.”
She looked at me with a self-satisfied smile.
ZeldaQueen: Yeah, that right there? Her line? That pretty much sums up why she gets such a rotten deal here.
And I'm supposed to think Tia Dalma's a bitch here, right? Besides how out of character it is (seriously, why would she care if she one-upped Kate with Jack?), I'm glad someone's putting that little show-off in her place
“All right, fine,” replied Jack. “You’re in.”
He then turned to me. “You know you’re with me.”
“Always.”
ZeldaQueen: Unfortunately
He nodded with a small smile, and then continued down the line. I noticed that Tia Dalma had once again glared darkly at me, but I simply turned my head and followed my husband.
ZeldaQueen: *puts on hard hat for protection from the SUBTLE FORESHADOWING*
And why is Tia Dalma getting all bitch faced over her being snoogy with Jack? It's Davy Jones she's in love with! \~/
“Don’t need you; you scare me,” he said to Ragetti.
Ragetti frowned; Jack paused before Gibbs. “Gibbs, you can come, Marty, Cotton…Cotton’s parrot, I’m a little iffy…at least I’ll have someone to talk to.”
We stopped before a group of Singaporean pirates.
“Who are you?” asked Jack.
“Tai Huang,” replied the first pirate. “These are my men.”
“Where does your allegiance lie?”
“With the highest bidder.”
Jack smiled. “I have a ship.”
“Then that makes you the highest bidder.”
“Good man. Weigh anchor! All hands prepare to make sail!”
ZeldaQueen: You know, it takes talent to take such witty and funny banter and make it so horribly annoying
My uncle stepped up behind as. “Which way ya goin’, Jack?”
Jack turned. “Ah, Hector! I’m going to me ship, and I’m taking my lovely wife with me.”
ZeldaQueen: - who must be shoehorned in at every possible moment \~/
“You mean you’re going to my ship.”
Jack looked out, holding his free hand to his eyes to shield them from the sunlight. “Can’t spot it. It must be a tiny thing hiding behind the Pearl.”
I shifted my eyes. Here we go again.
ZeldaQueen: Ha ha, isn't this just so funny? Don't you love how Kate is just peachy with her dear old Uncle Hector, who stole and is trying again to steal Jack's precious ship from him, but isn't the least bit sympathetic to poor old Bootstrap, who was tossed into the ocean, forced into servitude, and is mutating into a sea monster because his captain is slacking off?

Upon boarding the Pearl, Uncle Hector and Jack became quite competitive; both were trying to outdo the other in terms of giving orders, and I simply stood and watched.
ZeldaQueen: Because you're useless.
And dude, they're having a pissing contest for control of the ship! Will you just acknowledge that your uncle is a bastard and be done with it?
Elizabeth walked up to me.
“We’re in for a long voyage,” she said softly.
ZeldaQueen: (Elizabeth) "A Mary Sue on the ship? We'll never survived
“It’s always this way when you get those two together,” I said to her. “When Jack and I first began our relationship, he wasn’t too happy about it. He was furious to find out we’d gotten engaged. There’s always been a rivalry between them.”
ZeldaQueen: *flatly* A rivalry. That's what you call him lying to Jack, lulling him into a false sense of security, betraying his trust, leading the crew into a mutiny, robbing him of his treasure, his ship, and his title of "captain", and repeatedly trying to kill him.
“Whose side are you on?” Elizabeth asked.
“Jack’s; of the two of them, he’s the one who didn’t commit mutiny. Don’t get me wrong, Barbossa is my uncle, but he’s tried more than once to murder my husband.”
ZeldaQueen: First - so you are acknowledging what your uncle did, but you still aren't saying a word to him. Yeah, I know why. He's your convenient excuse and protection from Calypso later.
Second - bitch, you did not just crib lines from the first movie. I will cut you
My husband and uncle were still shouting orders above one another, and I grew tired of it.
“What are you doing?” demanded Jack.
“What are you doing?” exclaimed Uncle Hector.
“Giving orders! This is my ship, so that makes me captain!” Jack cried.
ZeldaQueen: (Jack) "Na-ni na-ni boo-boo!"
Uncle Hector held up the stolen navigational charts. “They be my charts!”
“Well, that makes you Chart-man!”
ZeldaQueen: (Barbossa) "No it doesn't, you poopy-head!"
I rolled my eyes and stormed up to the two.
“Stow it! The both of you!” I shouted.
The two silenced immediately and looked at me, surprised.
“Uncle Hector, Jack, you’re both grown men. Act like it! We are not going to have this the entire journey, or else I’ll send you both to time-out! Savvy?”
ZeldaQueen: Jesus fucking Christ, I was kidding when I was pretending they were kids! Gethesemane, having your avatar being a schoolmarm isn't really that threatening or easy to take seriously
Both gaped at me, still silent.
“That’s better.”
Will walked up between them. “You know, Kate, perhaps you should be captain.”
ZeldaQueen: *coldly* Gethesemane, stop putting words in Will's mouth. Now \~/
“It’s exhausting enough having to play mother to those two. I don’t think I could handle the office.”
Will chuckled and walked over to join Elizabeth.
ZeldaQueen : Is it just me, or is that all that Will and Elizabeth do in this fic? They show up, say something "witty" to flatter the Sue, and walk over to the other and all but vanish into obscurity
Uncle cursed under his breath, and Jack and I walked to the helm. He immediately took the wheel, wrapping his arm about my side. I sighed heavily as I lay my head on his shoulder.
ZeldaQueen: Because she had a firm grip on his balls yet again and reaffirmed her dominance
(Author’s Note: Again, I apologize for the crappiness of the last chapter.
ZeldaQueen: What about for the fic in general? You going to apologize for the crappiness of that?
It’s not my fault that I have no talent…
ZeldaQueen: But it is your fault that you continue to post your talentless writing on the internet and flounce at the slightest criticism
hope you enjoyed this chapter!)
ZeldaQueen: After your bit about how terrible it was, you're kind of implying that your readers are either stupid enough to enjoy it or have such low standards that they like it.
Actually, both options really are rather appropriate
----------------------------------------
ZeldaQueen: To end on a separate note, for everyone involved in the City of Bones group sporking, I have updated the list, so we can all see who has turned what in. And please, if something comes up, let me know. I really don't want to pressure anyone, but if something's going on, I would really appreciate it if you just drop me a PM or something so I know roughly when to expect your sporking. Thank you very much!
Onward to: Chapter 6
Back to: Chapter 4
Return to: Table of Contents
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Date: 2011-04-05 12:32 pm (UTC)Of course, I'm not sure if there's any point to counting the historical inaccuracies in this story.
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Date: 2011-04-05 07:19 pm (UTC)Given how anachronist her Sweeney Todd series was...yeah, no point I'm afraid.