Earl Harry James Potter: Chapter 5

[zelda_queen]

ZeldaQueen: Hello ladies and germs, we're going to be doing something a little different today. As you no doubt have all noticed, this fic is full of lists. Really, really boring lists. Well, in today's chapter, she managed to take that up to eleven. I've spent a lot of time staring at this thing, wondering how to make it interesting, and I've finally decided to go a slightly different route today. Hopefully, you all enjoy it! And if you're desperate to see what the chapter is like, totally unedited, just wander over here.

Projection Room Voices: Playing Video in 3...2...1...

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Chapter Five

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ZeldaQueen: There, was that fun or what? And it goes without saying, but I own none of the images or music used there. Back to normal for the next chapter!

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Onward to: Chapter 6

Back to: Chapter 4 (Part 2)


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Comments

[das-mervin.livejournal.com]

I feel the need to say this in large letters.

GENIUS.

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

Aw, thank you! ^_^

[madamchaos.livejournal.com]

I'm not in a place where I can watch this right now (although very much looking for to it!), but I just dared to read the comments on this piece of tripe.

I am weeping in my soul now.

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

I'm really hoping that the reviewers are trolls, otherwise I think my brain will collapse.

[madamchaos.livejournal.com]

It's the same for the 're-write', too... I cannot understand how people respond so positively to this sort of thing. I mean... I didn't think standards were that low on FFN, but...

Oh yes. Finally saw the review.

Beautiful. ^_^

[szaleniec1000.livejournal.com]

Pure class! :) I can see why you needed something a little different to get through that shite.

Probably just a bizarre coincidence, but I couldn't help but notice that one of the positive reviewers of this fic was also one of the ones gushing over The Last War. It would be too good to be true if she were actually LoPEF's sock.

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

Thanks! XD

Was that one Cassandra something-or-another? Because I recall seeing her reviews on a lot of bad fics I found. She favorited "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality", which is a huge Tv Tropes-inspired parody fic, so I suspect she's just pretending to have such low standards. At least, I hope so.

[yemi-hikari.livejournal.com]

You only have one more chapter to go... the other two are authors notes. But the next chapter... what is with these freakin lists. Nothing happens. I don't get the point of this fanfic... I really don't.

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

I don't get the point either, but yeah, nearly done! ^^ Then, onward to more interesting ventures. XD

[anakinnotvader.livejournal.com]

Loved your song!
*goes to read actual chapter* It's just a list...of names...and then at the end of the list notes about what the random group does...WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT?! At least the other chapters had characters talking and passing each other sheets of paper. Are we going to get quizzed on our knowledge of made-up wizarding families?

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

Thanks. XD

Um, yeah. Yeah it is. I have no idea what purpose it serves. O_o

[carmyn]

Dude, wtf is this crap? That's not a chapter, that's a GLOSSARY. What the hell? First prologues/prefaces and now people can't tell what a god damn glossary is? Honestly, it's a glossary! Look at it! It's the thing authors put at the end of novels to help people keep things straight. Even Meyer got that right in Breaking Dawn after the five hundred thousand random vampires showed up for absolutely no reason at all.

...Did I wake up in a alternate reality where glossaries count as actual plot driving chapters? How is any of this interesting? Wtf is up with this suthor? >.<

Your video is far more interesting and funny...and dance-able! *dances*

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

I'm...not even sure it would entirely be considered a glossary. Aren't glossaries supposed to sort information that's given in the book itself? Almost all of this stuff wasn't even GIVEN before now!

And thanks! ^^ Although I can't take credit for the music. That goes to Animaniacs, Wakko's States and Capitals song. XD

[carmyn]

Well, that was the closest thing I could relate this too. I do think something like this chapter should have been stuck at the end of the fic. Does this suthor even KNOW what it means to write a story? Gah, even Holly Potter is more interesting!

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I see what you mean.

Well, Holly Potter has more stuff going on, but it's also more infuriating. There are at least three points in this upcoming chapter that made me want to rip out my hair. x(

And given the last three "chapters" the suethor posted, no I don't think she knows.

[watson8888.livejournal.com]

Congratulations! You are completely awesome.

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

Aw, thanks. ^^

[sos-sporkers.livejournal.com]

Um...I think the video got taken down, because I can't see it...

Or my computer is being uncooperative again...

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

No, the video's still there. You might need to use a different computer to see it.

[bluesunnyday.livejournal.com]

Guh, the sheer boring of this is making me very naseous...

Granted, that could just be because I exercised in blazing heat, but I'd prefer to go with the interpretation that the fic is JUST THAT BAD!