The Short Second Life Of Bree Tanner -Table Of Contents

[zelda_queen]

A novella written by Stephenie Meyer, documenting the story of a very minor character from Eclipse. Suffers from a terrible case of Doomed By Canon.

As sporked by ZeldaQueen

Introduction
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12
Part 13
Acknowledgements
Final Assessment

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Comments

[shaolina.livejournal.com]

Wow. 18 parts? How are you dividing this?

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

By the ten page pieces the site's Table of Contents uses.

I might have miscounted though... O_o;

[shaolina.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't know.

I'm also doing this. Although mine is more of "Here are all the times Diego is gay" and other WTF?! XD

I'll be honest, so far I don't hate this thing because it is SOOO gay and hilarious that it goes from bad to horrible to hilarious. I mean, I understand why Merv hates it, but I just can't stop giggling about it when I read a sentence or two. It's like mormon slash fanfic narrated from the perspective of the crazy best friend who covers his ears and screams: HE'S NOT GAY!!

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

It's hilarious, because surely Meyer had no idea what she was writing. XD Although I find myself thinking of Spoony's review of New Moon, in which he points out that the whole werewolf thing is possibly the sneakiest representation of homosexuality he'd ever seen (Bella telling Jacob to try not being a werewolf, him saying "You don't understand", etc). He said that apparently Meyer understands homosexuals surprisingly well, although I suspect it's more that Chris Weitz does. XD

[shaolina.livejournal.com]

Ah, I love that New Moon review. Spoony = awesomeness.

Hi.

[madforbeyond.livejournal.com]

Yeah...don't hate me, but I think I've got something you should spork.

The Evermore series (Immortals series?) and the Chronicles of Nick. Those are both awful, the first in opinions of people I know, and the second in my own opinion.

Yeah...later.

Re: Hi.

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

I apologize for this very late response.

I have heard of the Evermore series, and have been considering it. I never heard of the Chronicles of Nick, but I'll have to look into them. Thanks for the recs! :)

Re: Hi.

[madforbeyond.livejournal.com]

It's no problem. I learned about Evermore from Melina Pendulum on YouTube, and I've read the Chronicles of Nick myself. The first story is one of the worst ones. There are so many time jumps in it, I had no idea what was going on. And the worst part? The whole story takes place over the course of maybe, perhaps, one day. That's how it feels like, though it's supposed to seem longer. And the next book starts on the same exact day, but it's supposed to take several weeks or so. Yet, it feels like it takes one or two hours.

This woman has seriously bad time jumps. I don't even want to get started on her Dark Hunters series, but I'm a glutton for punishment, and I have to read whatever series I start (I've tried to stop but...well...I read the entire horror that is Twilight, as well as the beauty that is the Harry Potter series).

I wish you good luck if you take on The Chronicles of Nick. (Also, you don't have to read Dark Hunters to read the Chronicles, from what I've seen so far, and I've read the first three books. So no need to worry about getting into that series unless you want to.)

Also, I am sorry for the late reply.