Breaking Dawn: Chapter 8 - Waiting For The Damn Fight To Start Already - Part 2

Projection Room Voices: Are you...settled? Ready to continue the chapter?

ZeldaQueen: Just a minute. I want to get a couple more sporkers to help me out here.

Projection Room Voices: Who'll you have?

ZeldaQueen: I need some people who are tougher, who can handle a few more chapters...bring me Midna, Zant, Majora, and Link!

Projection Room Voices: Right away. *intercom* Will Link the Hero of Time, Zant Usurper of Twilight, Majora, and Midna the Twilight Princess please report to the Sporking Chamber?

*minutes pass while elevator music plays*

Midna: What is it now? I had the day off.

ZeldaQueen: You're helping me spork the rest of this chapter of Breaking Dawn.

Link: What? You've got to be kidding me!

ZeldaQueen: And if you're good, I'll have you help me with some other chapters.

Zant: Oh, horray! I do love a good sporking! This is so exciting, isn't it Midna?

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