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Divine By Mistake: Chapter 2

ZeldaQueen: After our opening chapter of fucking nothing at all, we open with Shannon berating herself for being creeped out. So yeah, this chapter is just directly continuing from the first. I see PC Cast plays as fast and loose with chapter breaks as James Patterson does.
( Dear Lord, Shannon's Judgemental! Zoey, Eat Your Heart Out! )

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Marked Redux: Chapter 2

ZeldaQueen: So in the last chapter, Zoey was marked as a vampire and… not much else happened, really. She just whined a lot and made fun of people we didn’t know and never would. This is going to be a pattern. Ready for the next chapter, Ruin?

Ruin: In a masochistic sort of way, yes. Let us spork.
( Poor Zoey's Mom... )

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The Gang: Chapter 2 - The Invitation

ZeldaQueen: In which we get the calm before the storm.

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Crescendo: Chapter 2 (Part 2)

ZeldaQueen: In which the plot continues to rip off New Moon

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Crescendo: Chapter 2 (Part 1)

ZeldaQueen: In which we get several sources of conflict, and they are all pointless. Also, Marcie is a whore

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Hush, Hush: Chapter 2

ZeldaQueen: In which this book starts to emulate a Stephen King novel

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Unexpected Love: Chapter 2

ZeldaQueen: Hello everyone! I'm dedicating today's sporking to Prince William and Kate Middleton. I know it's a bit late, but I'd figured what better way to honor their happy union than spork a very nasty, royal Sue?

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Betrayed: Chapter 2

ZeldaQueen: In case you are all wondering, yes it only gets sillier

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Ghosts Of The Abyss: Chapter 2

ZeldaQueen: Alright, is everyone ready? Me neither. Let's dive right in!

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Marked: Chapter 2

ZeldaQueen: Right then, after that first dose of fail, let's continue

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Earl Harry James Potter: Chapter 2

ZeldaQueen: Hullo folks, let's continue on our trek through this pile of fail!

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The Legend Of Rah And The Muggles: Chapter Two - The Light

ZeldaQueen: More boring and totally implausible plot, ahoy!

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Time To Fix The Mistakes: Chapter 2 - My Kingdom For A... Horcrux (Part 3)

ZeldaQueen: The ball's really rolling now, although it'll be a few chapters until the really nasty stuff starts happening

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Time To Fix The Mistakes: Chapter 2 - My Kingdom For A... Horcrux (Part 2)

ZeldaQueen: In case any of you viewers didn't notice, I really hate the version of Harry in this. If it seems like I'm going into too many tangents about what an angsty bastard he is, I'm very sorry

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Time To Fix The Mistakes: Chapter 2 - My Kingdom For A...Horcrux (Part 1)

ZeldaQueen: Well, onward and outward! Here we get to see Harry be a total bastard and act absolutely nothing like in canon! So what else is new?

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Breaking Dawn: Chapter 2 - Long Night

Projection Room Voices: And the ten minute break is up. Sporker ZeldaQueen must now return to the Sporking Chamber.

ZeldaQueen: Fudgebuckets. *stuffs a bag of Dove chocolate into her pocket and steals a bowl of popcorn and water before re-entering the Chamber*

Projection Room Voices: ...You know, you don't have to sneak it in there. You're allowed to bring food.

ZeldaQueen: Just start the Media.
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