...Gethbitxh. Maybe if you stopped masturbating to the movie and actually watched it, you would find out the real reason Jack was made a pirate. Namely, he refused Beckett's orders to kill a village full of innocent people and got thrown out of the East India Company. Beckett was also the one who branded Jack with that 'P' on his arm. It makes Jack look noble and Beckett look like a dick.
But no, you had to make it so that Jack looks like a complete and utter sociopath. Seriously, firing on a ship sailing under British colours because you're bored?! But that gets you all hot and bothered, doesn't it, you filthy hybristrophile? Is that why your Sue fucked Davy Jones? Sparrow not dangerous enough for ya?
As an aside, I do wonder what Gethbitch thinks about the new movie and Sparrow's love interest. Y'know, actual Blackbeard's daughter and a tough pirate chick in her own right? XP
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Date: 2011-05-23 05:31 pm (UTC)...Gethbitxh. Maybe if you stopped masturbating to the movie and actually watched it, you would find out the real reason Jack was made a pirate. Namely, he refused Beckett's orders to kill a village full of innocent people and got thrown out of the East India Company. Beckett was also the one who branded Jack with that 'P' on his arm. It makes Jack look noble and Beckett look like a dick.
But no, you had to make it so that Jack looks like a complete and utter sociopath. Seriously, firing on a ship sailing under British colours because you're bored?! But that gets you all hot and bothered, doesn't it, you filthy hybristrophile? Is that why your Sue fucked Davy Jones? Sparrow not dangerous enough for ya?
As an aside, I do wonder what Gethbitch thinks about the new movie and Sparrow's love interest. Y'know, actual Blackbeard's daughter and a tough pirate chick in her own right? XP