Anyway, she says how she only wants old, upper-crust schools, “none of those stupid ‘alternative Academies’ that were really just holding pens for future criminals—ugh”
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Zoey such a snob. Also, I bet the students from there would totally know better than to actually consider Zoey their equal. Mwahahaha
And one more thing. No, I don't remember the guy only mentioned once, but I also don't remember if this series is placed two hundred years in the future.
"You're the first male Poet Laureate they've named in two hundred years."
Who, the vampire poet laureate? Because the only reason he'd be the only poet laureate in 200 years, considering apparently every significant figure in human history is, in fact, a vampire, must be strictly because all the vampires are misandrists. Well, obviously they are, but still.
This sounds uncomfortably like the Damien + Art = Gay! thing they had earlier. And given the elder Cast is supposed to be a teacher...oh boy what a lesson for all your male poets in class, right.
*explodes* (^^see how controlled that was? It just killed me dead, just soes you know)
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Zoey such a snob. Also, I bet the students from there would totally know better than to actually consider Zoey their equal. Mwahahaha
And one more thing. No, I don't remember the guy only mentioned once, but I also don't remember if this series is placed two hundred years in the future.
"You're the first male Poet Laureate they've named in two hundred years."
Who, the vampire poet laureate? Because the only reason he'd be the only poet laureate in 200 years, considering apparently every significant figure in human history is, in fact, a vampire, must be strictly because all the vampires are misandrists. Well, obviously they are, but still.
This sounds uncomfortably like the Damien + Art = Gay! thing they had earlier. And given the elder Cast is supposed to be a teacher...oh boy what a lesson for all your male poets in class, right.
*explodes* (^^see how controlled that was? It just killed me dead, just soes you know)