Okay - most issues have been brought up, but seriously WTF is with that Damion guy. I could get consistently poking about your sexuality for laughs.
Hell I do it; by the way have I mentioned I'm bi today, because it's been awhile since I last did - like a whole day! PS: thank you for the pretty boys, even though I'm not all that into pretty boys they where still quite visually appealing and so close to Lauren Bacall to - is that legal for you to do? Either way - thank you; it was a very kind diversion from this horror-able book. (Although; as per anyone I see, they could all use glasses)
Anyway back to my point - it's like that is all his existence is about. How would he ask someone out on a date?
"Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Mikey." "I'm Damien and I'm gay!" "Um, okay? Are you asking me out or something." I guess he's never asked another guy out before and is nervous; understandable. "Wanna see a movie or something?" "I'm gay." "Okay~" "But I am totally not stereotypical, but I do love cross-stitching." "Okay~ I was not aware that was a gay stereotype, but it's good to have a hobby." "My daddy hates his gay son." "Um, that sucks." "So you're gay too, because I'm gay you know." "Well I'm bi, but I-" Being a badly written written stereotype in an even more badly written fanfic - I mean novel; he is unable to compute fluidity of sexuality and has a break down. "Gay- I gay - cross gay - guy gay - dad gay hate gay cross gay!" His brain explodes and I tip-toe away hoping nobody noticed; probably well whistling nervously because that's just how it's done in these situations.
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Date: 2011-05-08 05:53 am (UTC)Hell I do it; by the way have I mentioned I'm bi today, because it's been awhile since I last did - like a whole day! PS: thank you for the pretty boys, even though I'm not all that into pretty boys they where still quite visually appealing and so close to Lauren Bacall to - is that legal for you to do?
Either way - thank you; it was a very kind diversion from this horror-able book. (Although; as per anyone I see, they could all use glasses)
Anyway back to my point - it's like that is all his existence is about. How would he ask someone out on a date?
"Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Mikey."
"I'm Damien and I'm gay!"
"Um, okay? Are you asking me out or something." I guess he's never asked another guy out before and is nervous; understandable. "Wanna see a movie or something?"
"I'm gay."
"Okay~"
"But I am totally not stereotypical, but I do love cross-stitching."
"Okay~ I was not aware that was a gay stereotype, but it's good to have a hobby."
"My daddy hates his gay son."
"Um, that sucks."
"So you're gay too, because I'm gay you know."
"Well I'm bi, but I-" Being a badly written written stereotype in an even more badly written fanfic - I mean novel; he is unable to compute fluidity of sexuality and has a break down.
"Gay- I gay - cross gay - guy gay - dad gay hate gay cross gay!"
His brain explodes and I tip-toe away hoping nobody noticed; probably well whistling nervously because that's just how it's done in these situations.