Oh my God, the teen speak… it hurts! Seriously, no teen speaks like that, it's just a total caricature now! And is Paris Hilton even relevant anymore, she's so dated?! She's a cultural footnote and a punchline, she's soooo 2003 :P Some hip girl you are, Kristen!
Okay, from now on I'm referring to the redhead woman as Ferret :D Ferrets are hilarious.
Also, in Australian slang a redhead can also be known as a 'ranga' (y'know, like orang-utan? :D)
And I happen to have a 'carrot-top' friend, thanks Zoey. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, bitch.
Zoey better not start ragging on black hair. Then again, they'll probably just stereotype that, too, to make it seem 'soooo goffic' :P
And why didn't Zoey pick a super-speshul vamp name, I had a great one picked out for her: Enoby :D
I agree, WHY do vampires have to be ridiculously attractive? It's so cliché and and boring and just keeps the anti-human train chugging along (cough, *Twilight*) Not all vamps have to look like plastic and airbrushed cyborgs to be considered attractive. Just look at Being Human and True Blood, not all the vamps are pretty, that's for sure!
Remember: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, bitch :P
Although, on the subject of hot vamps: hello, Mitchell, you hot hobosexual, you! And not just any vamp either, an Irish one! Kicks your arse, Ferret :P (Actually, when I was 15 I was totally entranced by Queen of the Damned as well… not that I was the only one for obvious reasons ;D)
And I'm loving the lesbo vibes between Ferret and Zoey. I'm glad to see her un-priorities are still at the fore since the first things she sees are boobs! I expected her to have her eyes bulge out all cartoon-style and start squeezing them and drool like a maniac! :P
God, I'm glad there's so much comic relief in this story: Heifer, Drunk Heath, Lesbian Vibes, Ferret. Twilight had none of this!
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Date: 2011-02-13 03:30 am (UTC)Okay, from now on I'm referring to the redhead woman as Ferret :D Ferrets are hilarious.
Also, in Australian slang a redhead can also be known as a 'ranga' (y'know, like orang-utan? :D)
And I happen to have a 'carrot-top' friend, thanks Zoey. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, bitch.
Zoey better not start ragging on black hair. Then again, they'll probably just stereotype that, too, to make it seem 'soooo goffic' :P
And why didn't Zoey pick a super-speshul vamp name, I had a great one picked out for her: Enoby :D
I agree, WHY do vampires have to be ridiculously attractive? It's so cliché and and boring and just keeps the anti-human train chugging along (cough, *Twilight*) Not all vamps have to look like plastic and airbrushed cyborgs to be considered attractive. Just look at Being Human and True Blood, not all the vamps are pretty, that's for sure!
Remember: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, bitch :P
Although, on the subject of hot vamps: hello, Mitchell, you hot hobosexual, you! And not just any vamp either, an Irish one! Kicks your arse, Ferret :P (Actually, when I was 15 I was totally entranced by Queen of the Damned as well… not that I was the only one for obvious reasons ;D)
And I'm loving the lesbo vibes between Ferret and Zoey. I'm glad to see her un-priorities are still at the fore since the first things she sees are boobs! I expected her to have her eyes bulge out all cartoon-style and start squeezing them and drool like a maniac! :P
God, I'm glad there's so much comic relief in this story: Heifer, Drunk Heath, Lesbian Vibes, Ferret. Twilight had none of this!