I read the first "book" in the series, Draco Dormiens. Oh dear God is it bad.
Summary: Harry and Draco are in potions class and are ordered to work together. When they drink the potion they've prepared, something goes wrong. Instead of the potion transforming their physical bodies, the way that Polyjuice is supposed to work, their souls switch bodies, so that instead of Harry and Draco we now have Haco and Drarry. Haco gets taken out of school by Lucius, who for some reason wants Draco to go to a meeting of Death Eaters. Also, Hermione and Sirius can tell that Haco and Drarry are in the wrong bodies, because Haco smells like pepper and lime juice. I'm not kidding.
Anyway, Hermione and Draco-in-Harry's-body come to Malfoy Manor to rescue Harry-in-Draco's-body. HiDB is in the Malfoy dungeons by now and is sick. Lucius is leaving his supposed sick son in the dungeons...to get sicker? I don't know. And Hermione kisses Draco-in-Harry's-body a LOT.
I honestly forget how it ends up. I remember that Lucius goes to prison, Narcissa gets divorced and Sirius marries Narcissa and adopts Draco. And since Harry is Sirius's godson, this makes Harry and Draco quasi-brothers. Bumblebore tells the two boys that they are "magids" (uber-powerful rare wizards which Clare totally ripped off of Diana Wynne Jones). There is more kissage with Hermione. Oh, and blue snow falls indoors.
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Date: 2010-08-18 06:16 pm (UTC)I read the first "book" in the series, Draco Dormiens. Oh dear God is it bad.
Summary: Harry and Draco are in potions class and are ordered to work together. When they drink the potion they've prepared, something goes wrong. Instead of the potion transforming their physical bodies, the way that Polyjuice is supposed to work, their souls switch bodies, so that instead of Harry and Draco we now have Haco and Drarry. Haco gets taken out of school by Lucius, who for some reason wants Draco to go to a meeting of Death Eaters. Also, Hermione and Sirius can tell that Haco and Drarry are in the wrong bodies, because Haco smells like pepper and lime juice. I'm not kidding.
Anyway, Hermione and Draco-in-Harry's-body come to Malfoy Manor to rescue Harry-in-Draco's-body. HiDB is in the Malfoy dungeons by now and is sick. Lucius is leaving his supposed sick son in the dungeons...to get sicker? I don't know. And Hermione kisses Draco-in-Harry's-body a LOT.
I honestly forget how it ends up. I remember that Lucius goes to prison, Narcissa gets divorced and Sirius marries Narcissa and adopts Draco. And since Harry is Sirius's godson, this makes Harry and Draco quasi-brothers. Bumblebore tells the two boys that they are "magids" (uber-powerful rare wizards which Clare totally ripped off of Diana Wynne Jones). There is more kissage with Hermione. Oh, and blue snow falls indoors.