Again, does vampire-ism remove your moral compass or something?
Mikey: Well I assume it would if you think vampire ala I Am Legend (The Book), you know what we now call zombies or ghouls… yeah… Times have change - times have changed…
So much for Meyer writing about a newborn's uncontrollable bloodlust.
Mikey: How dare you even suggest Meyer’s can; of all thing, WRITE! Next you’ll go into her “sparkling” personality.
All we get is Bella talking about how Irena's death was the only thing spoiling her perfect day.
Mikey: Are you making the subtle suggestion that Bella; thus by extension Meyers, is a flown blown psychopath devoid of any empathy for anything except her own selfish desires? Because that never~ crossed my mind.
Yep, perfect meet cute right there. Bumping into each other, sitting next to each other on the bus, asking each other about killing strangers to drink their blood, it's all good!
Mikey: I had a date like that once… in the end we flipped a coin. I won…
I'm also starting a petition to ban Meyer from writing horribly stereotypical characters. Anyone want to sign?
Mikey: Done.
(my petition still needs signatures, any takers?)
Mikey: Well can we cheat? *signs random names* Ben Franklin, Marilyn Monroe, Patrick Stewart, Mel Brooks, J.K Rowling, Jesus, Stephanie Meyers, Elvis Presley, Mr. Rogers, Dolly Parton …. Yeah I don’t think anyone will notice (or care) about these little “fluff” names.
You're making penguins cry.
Mikey: One of the greatest sins of all!
Seriously folks, raise your hands if you've ever read a story in which a person was horrifically transformed into something clearly non-human and it didn't occur to them to hide or stay under the radar?
Mikey: This one…
He offers to let her have the second woman.
Mikey: What a gentleman…
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Seriously how did anything this women write EVER get popular… it’s sick… I cringe as I imagine all the good books and stories that aren’t being read because of this trash. The works of Terry Pratchett, Jane Austen, William Shakespeare (okay he’s technically a playwright, but my point stands!), yadda yadda - blah -blah extremely angry rant containing many other famous novelists and the like that I am to lazy to mention at this time because it's late an I am tired.
By the way don't bring up One More Day. I don't read comic books, but that pisses me off. First off I like Mary Jane, second the very concept of that story makes Mikey cring - and of course they tried to retcon it all into Mary Jane's Fault. The story fails on so many levels it's sad - I hate bad writing!
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Date: 2010-11-23 07:05 am (UTC)Mikey: Well I assume it would if you think vampire ala I Am Legend (The Book), you know what we now call zombies or ghouls… yeah… Times have change - times have changed…
So much for Meyer writing about a newborn's uncontrollable bloodlust.
Mikey: How dare you even suggest Meyer’s can; of all thing, WRITE! Next you’ll go into her “sparkling” personality.
All we get is Bella talking about how Irena's death was the only thing spoiling her perfect day.
Mikey: Are you making the subtle suggestion that Bella; thus by extension Meyers, is a flown blown psychopath devoid of any empathy for anything except her own selfish desires? Because that never~ crossed my mind.
Yep, perfect meet cute right there. Bumping into each other, sitting next to each other on the bus, asking each other about killing strangers to drink their blood, it's all good!
Mikey: I had a date like that once… in the end we flipped a coin. I won…
I'm also starting a petition to ban Meyer from writing horribly stereotypical characters. Anyone want to sign?
Mikey: Done.
(my petition still needs signatures, any takers?)
Mikey: Well can we cheat? *signs random names* Ben Franklin, Marilyn Monroe, Patrick Stewart, Mel Brooks, J.K Rowling, Jesus, Stephanie Meyers, Elvis Presley, Mr. Rogers, Dolly Parton ….
Yeah I don’t think anyone will notice (or care) about these little “fluff” names.
You're making penguins cry.
Mikey: One of the greatest sins of all!
Seriously folks, raise your hands if you've ever read a story in which a person was horrifically transformed into something clearly non-human and it didn't occur to them to hide or stay under the radar?
Mikey: This one…
He offers to let her have the second woman.
Mikey: What a gentleman…
-
Seriously how did anything this women write EVER get popular… it’s sick… I cringe as I imagine all the good books and stories that aren’t being read because of this trash. The works of Terry Pratchett, Jane Austen, William Shakespeare (okay he’s technically a playwright, but my point stands!), yadda yadda - blah -blah extremely angry rant containing many other famous novelists and the like that I am to lazy to mention at this time because it's late an I am tired.
By the way don't bring up One More Day. I don't read comic books, but that pisses me off. First off I like Mary Jane, second the very concept of that story makes Mikey cring - and of course they tried to retcon it all into Mary Jane's Fault. The story fails on so many levels it's sad - I hate bad writing!