After I was sure he was fine, I went to wake Dalamar. Mikey: I hate making dirty jokes, but I read that line as wank instead of wake without thinking. I think my mind is eroding away. First my ability to plural words and now this!
ZeldaQueen: Yes! By all means, move faster so we can get something interesting to happen!
Mikey: Do you here yourself talking? The same thing is happening to you! The fanfic will leave us all mindless husks!
They keep dancing as if they're afraid of something Mikey: Yes, but that’s the hustle for you... it's a pun.
"Oh and Innkeeper, bring us a jug or your best ale, I think we both need a good drink this night." Mikey: Yes that's real~ good for a baby! It's almost as good for a baby as sex! And one doesn't say "hon" in Hyrule canon
Mikey: Except maybe for those two uselss and annoying love birds who dance around even after the worlds been destroyed, but I can think of a lovey-dovey chiche those two probobuly DIDN'T spout! AND TWO WITCHES! Mikey: They don't count... they where his mother figures. Oh wait... that's worse! ZeldaQueen: Why would Griffins have mugs? They don't have human guests and it would be really hard if not impossible for them to drink out of one with their beaks
Mikey: Why do they have Jewelry? Where did they get a tower? Why do they need a tower? Why does the innkeeper accept Link's rupies? Why is Jenna drinking ale? So forth and so forth... See how meaningless it is to ask some questions? The female Griffin smiled Mikey: Bye-bye all that resentment from before. Boy is Jenna wonderful! She need only order a drink and boom everyone loves her! I can only assume that Link's drooling like a ninety-year-old man all over the table Mikey: The fic is having the same effect on him as it does on us... sad. that's prime." Link said with satisfaction Mikey: Chip-chip cheerio. I must say can we get some bangers and mash over here. Fish and chips! A pint all around! Bullocks, wanker, cheerio!
He said smugly Mikey: Self-satisfied… conceited? He must be adapting Jenna’s personality. as he slid my mug back to me. "Drink up my love, it will help you." I peered into the mug before lifting it to my lips and drinking the concoction that was within it. Lowering the mug back to the table I smiled at Link. "Mmm…you were right love, this stuff is great." I said pleasantly. Mikey: And with that the suespawn died...By the way I offically hate the word love! ZeldaQueen: Erm, Link's Queen? Just putting in extra vowels and consonants at random isn't how you write alcoholic slurring
Mikey in her defence it's not easy to write... although I think I will try anyway!
The powerful drink had soon gone to our heads. We sat glaze eyed slouching in our chairs. “Link, I think it’s- um. It's time for us the retire for the night.” I didn’t notice at the time, but my words were slurred. Link nodded at me. He stood up, but stumbled under the weight of his own body. He managed to reach the innkeeper after a rather hilarious stumble that involved a potted-plant, but that little tidbit was the kind story you only tell in close company.
After he managed to reach the counter he looked at the innkeeper; well a little to the left, but the attempt was made. “Innkeeper, my- my... My wife!" I just laughed, mostly because I was skunk drunk and didn't understand anything that he said. "Yes my wife and I would like to go to our room now.” I continued to chuckle wildly. He sounded hilariously drunk, although one again I didn’t realize I sounded the exact same way.
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Date: 2010-11-17 04:34 pm (UTC)Mikey: I hate making dirty jokes, but I read that line as wank instead of wake without thinking. I think my mind is eroding away. First my ability to plural words and now this!
ZeldaQueen: Yes! By all means, move faster so we can get something interesting to happen!
Mikey: Do you here yourself talking? The same thing is happening to you! The fanfic will leave us all mindless husks!
They keep dancing as if they're afraid of something
Mikey: Yes, but that’s the hustle for you... it's a pun.
"Oh and Innkeeper, bring us a jug or your best ale, I think we both need a good drink this night."
Mikey: Yes that's real~ good for a baby! It's almost as good for a baby as sex!
And one doesn't say "hon" in Hyrule canon
Mikey: Except maybe for those two uselss and annoying love birds who dance around even after the worlds been destroyed, but I can think of a lovey-dovey chiche those two probobuly DIDN'T spout!
AND TWO WITCHES!
Mikey: They don't count... they where his mother figures. Oh wait... that's worse!
ZeldaQueen: Why would Griffins have mugs? They don't have human guests and it would be really hard if not impossible for them to drink out of one with their beaks
Mikey: Why do they have Jewelry? Where did they get a tower? Why do they need a tower? Why does the innkeeper accept Link's rupies? Why is Jenna drinking ale? So forth and so forth... See how meaningless it is to ask some questions?
The female Griffin smiled
Mikey: Bye-bye all that resentment from before. Boy is Jenna wonderful! She need only order a drink and boom everyone loves her!
I can only assume that Link's drooling like a ninety-year-old man all over the table
Mikey: The fic is having the same effect on him as it does on us... sad.
that's prime." Link said with satisfaction
Mikey: Chip-chip cheerio. I must say can we get some bangers and mash over here. Fish and chips! A pint all around! Bullocks, wanker, cheerio!
He said smugly
Mikey: Self-satisfied… conceited? He must be adapting Jenna’s personality.
as he slid my mug back to me. "Drink up my love, it will help you." I peered into the mug before lifting it to my lips and drinking the concoction that was within it. Lowering the mug back to the table I smiled at Link. "Mmm…you were right love, this stuff is great." I said pleasantly.
Mikey: And with that the suespawn died...By the way I offically hate the word love!
ZeldaQueen: Erm, Link's Queen? Just putting in extra vowels and consonants at random isn't how you write alcoholic slurring
Mikey in her defence it's not easy to write... although I think I will try anyway!
The powerful drink had soon gone to our heads. We sat glaze eyed slouching in our chairs.
“Link, I think it’s- um. It's time for us the retire for the night.” I didn’t notice at the time, but my words were slurred.
Link nodded at me. He stood up, but stumbled under the weight of his own body. He managed to reach the innkeeper after a rather hilarious stumble that involved a potted-plant, but that little tidbit was the kind story you only tell in close company.
After he managed to reach the counter he looked at the innkeeper; well a little to the left, but the attempt was made.
“Innkeeper, my- my... My wife!" I just laughed, mostly because I was skunk drunk and didn't understand anything that he said. "Yes my wife and I would like to go to our room now.” I continued to chuckle wildly. He sounded hilariously drunk, although one again I didn’t realize I sounded the exact same way.