Jenna: Hee-hee I am soooooo undeserving! Zelda: Jenna my lips would look soooooo good on you boots! Malon: Please take the cows from my ranch - the would look sooooooooo good on your farm. Ruto: Please take my gills! The would looks sooooooooooooooo much better on you. Saria: Please take my Green Fairy as it’s not enough for you to have a unique fairy of your own! It would look soooooooooooooooooooo much better near you! Jenna: Oh-ho-ho I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not deserving! Me: You can say that again. Jenna: What was that? Me: I said you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO deserving of this - *beheads her with a sword* I feel better. Everyone: Thank you so much!
Gerudo Desert - go there for all you soul-bonding sex ritual needs... I'd think I'd have more to do with getting men there for the sake of breeding than anything else.
You know something funny - this just popped into my head. I don't think the Gerudo tan's are permanent, just a side effect of living in a desert for so long. My reasoning - If I remember correctly you can talk to Malon's dad with the Gerudo Mask he mentions it looks like her mother... Think about it people... I think at least two other people have similar comments... Damn those girls get around... anyway
What does this have to do with anything... I don't know, but it was a hell-a-lot more interesting than this crap fanfic (present sporking not included)
I am beginning to believe she did dream this - in fact this is canon! This is the evil third time line that Nintendo will never ever discuss. You know the one where Link stays in the future…. Yeah….
That means it can be assumed Link goes back to past -> Future moved on without him -> Wind Waker Timeline happens since he no longer exists in that time line
Link in the past grows up in the new timeline (it can be assumed he stopped Ganondorf before he started this trouble in the first place but who knows how)-> Twilight Princess Time Line Happens
Link stays in future-> marries evil sue -> This piece of crap fanfic and Nintendo buries all evidence cause it‘s so stupid… (Once again, anything to make it make relative sense!)
By the way new canon for the fanfic - Link’s having a secret affair with Navi AND Saria, hell Mido to! Infact he's also doin' the Great Deku Tree… and you don't wanna know about his trips to the Goron's city and him and Ruto - oh him and Ruto! I point out that all these places have entrances in wear? THE LOST WOODS! If you don't get it - if he'll sleep with Jenna-sue he will literally sleep with anyone and everyone.
9 months pregnant and still having sex - Jenna is - well - an amoral whore. Trust me it is not something I would just throw around!
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Date: 2010-11-13 07:43 am (UTC)Jenna: Hee-hee I am soooooo undeserving!
Zelda: Jenna my lips would look soooooo good on you boots!
Malon: Please take the cows from my ranch - the would look sooooooooo good on your farm.
Ruto: Please take my gills! The would looks sooooooooooooooo much better on you.
Saria: Please take my Green Fairy as it’s not enough for you to have a unique fairy of your own! It would look soooooooooooooooooooo much better near you!
Jenna: Oh-ho-ho I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not deserving!
Me: You can say that again.
Jenna: What was that?
Me: I said you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO deserving of this - *beheads her with a sword* I feel better.
Everyone: Thank you so much!
Gerudo Desert - go there for all you soul-bonding sex ritual needs... I'd think I'd have more to do with getting men there for the sake of breeding than anything else.
You know something funny - this just popped into my head. I don't think the Gerudo tan's are permanent, just a side effect of living in a desert for so long. My reasoning - If I remember correctly you can talk to Malon's dad with the Gerudo Mask he mentions it looks like her mother... Think about it people... I think at least two other people have similar comments... Damn those girls get around... anyway
What does this have to do with anything... I don't know, but it was a hell-a-lot more interesting than this crap fanfic (present sporking not included)
I am beginning to believe she did dream this - in fact this is canon! This is the evil third time line that Nintendo will never ever discuss. You know the one where Link stays in the future…. Yeah….
That means it can be assumed
Link goes back to past -> Future moved on without him -> Wind Waker Timeline happens since he no longer exists in that time line
Link in the past grows up in the new timeline (it can be assumed he stopped Ganondorf before he started this trouble in the first place but who knows how)-> Twilight Princess Time Line Happens
Link stays in future-> marries evil sue -> This piece of crap fanfic and Nintendo buries all evidence cause it‘s so stupid… (Once again, anything to make it make relative sense!)
By the way new canon for the fanfic - Link’s having a secret affair with Navi AND Saria, hell Mido to! Infact he's also doin' the Great Deku Tree… and you don't wanna know about his trips to the Goron's city and him and Ruto - oh him and Ruto! I point out that all these places have entrances in wear? THE LOST WOODS!
If you don't get it - if he'll sleep with Jenna-sue he will literally sleep with anyone and everyone.
9 months pregnant and still having sex - Jenna is - well - an amoral whore. Trust me it is not something I would just throw around!