Oh God, even the horse is paired off with a Sue character. Didn't Jenfail already have horses? What the hell happened to them? (Iffaith, me thinks they went to 'Ye Olde Glue Factoree') And what a horrible name for a horse, 'Midnight Star'. I know racehorses have stupid names, but that was just terrible. Those poor, poor animals.
Hnag on, these people (somehow) live in the Lost Woods where Hylians turn into Stalfos and the King is just gonna send people to deliver their shit? If you want 'home delivery' then live in Hyrule Field nearer the Castle where visitors have less chance of being Stalfosified.
And good luck tending your perfect little 'self sufficiency' experiment when youre over 4 months because farming is a pretty hefty and long arse job at the best of times, never mind when your ankles are swolen and you're tired as hell.
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Date: 2010-04-20 07:23 pm (UTC)Hnag on, these people (somehow) live in the Lost Woods where Hylians turn into Stalfos and the King is just gonna send people to deliver their shit? If you want 'home delivery' then live in Hyrule Field nearer the Castle where visitors have less chance of being Stalfosified.
And good luck tending your perfect little 'self sufficiency' experiment when youre over 4 months because farming is a pretty hefty and long arse job at the best of times, never mind when your ankles are swolen and you're tired as hell.