You know, there's a reason why, in most media, either something interrupts the wedding, or we cut directly to the vows/the couple running to their car. Weddings just aren't that exciting, especially one as by-the-books as this one.
When she came back over she handed me a gold choker that had a Triforce charm with a Diamond dangling in the center. I'm pretty sure there are more triforce symbols on Jenna than there are in the entire frickin' game! On a tangent, it seems... tacky to put a gem in the middle of the triforce. I mean, this is a holy symbol. You don't futz around with that. That could be a fun bit of lore if I still wrote fanfiction. Nothing is allowed to be in the middle of a triforce symbol (which a few exceptions like the Master Sword). You don't paint in the middle, and if there's one on the floor, it's considered bad luck to step in the middle (and while we're at it, you step on whichever individual triforce has the quality you want in your life). Or we can just copy an entire wedding full of traditions from real life. That's good, too.
The bracelet was of pure solid gold. At which point it collapsed under its own weight, pure gold being much too soft for jewelry. And Mother Goddess, can you stop giving her stuff for five minutes? It would be one thing to say "This looks beautiful on you, I want you to have it for the wedding", but you're going to give away a priceless heirloom just because you feel like it?
First the flower girl went out. Who has no name, nor any connection to the characters, because we simply must have a largely optional element from a ceremony that shouldn't even exist on this world! I mean, come on. You could at least have Fado performing the role or something. Since she's essentially family, that would actually make sense!
She would be the next to wed. That's nice, given how just last chapter you pretty much said that she never would, and both she and her father would need to live vicariously through you. Then again, if nobody ever gets married (and I'm certain they never will), then this isn't technically wrong. Also, would it kill you to make up some of your own traditions? I'm surprise they're not painting "Just Married" on Epona's ass and tying- Interrupting Memo From the Future: There was a "Just Married" sign tied to the saddle over Epona's behind. Colored strings of yarn hung from the back of the saddle and from the bottom of the sign. I give up.
There were flower displays, white dove symbols interlocked with the Triforce lined the walls That's getting kinda close to the Royal Crest there. I'd wonder if this is intentional, but I doubt LQ even noticed that.
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Date: 2014-11-21 12:54 am (UTC)When she came back over she handed me a gold choker that had a Triforce charm with a Diamond dangling in the center.
I'm pretty sure there are more triforce symbols on Jenna than there are in the entire frickin' game!
On a tangent, it seems... tacky to put a gem in the middle of the triforce. I mean, this is a holy symbol. You don't futz around with that.
That could be a fun bit of lore if I still wrote fanfiction. Nothing is allowed to be in the middle of a triforce symbol (which a few exceptions like the Master Sword). You don't paint in the middle, and if there's one on the floor, it's considered bad luck to step in the middle (and while we're at it, you step on whichever individual triforce has the quality you want in your life).
Or we can just copy an entire wedding full of traditions from real life. That's good, too.
The bracelet was of pure solid gold.
At which point it collapsed under its own weight, pure gold being much too soft for jewelry.
And Mother Goddess, can you stop giving her stuff for five minutes? It would be one thing to say "This looks beautiful on you, I want you to have it for the wedding", but you're going to give away a priceless heirloom just because you feel like it?
First the flower girl went out.
Who has no name, nor any connection to the characters, because we simply must have a largely optional element from a ceremony that shouldn't even exist on this world!
I mean, come on. You could at least have Fado performing the role or something. Since she's essentially family, that would actually make sense!
She would be the next to wed.
That's nice, given how just last chapter you pretty much said that she never would, and both she and her father would need to live vicariously through you.
Then again, if nobody ever gets married (and I'm certain they never will), then this isn't technically wrong.
Also, would it kill you to make up some of your own traditions? I'm surprise they're not painting "Just Married" on Epona's ass and tying-
Interrupting Memo From the Future: There was a "Just Married" sign tied to the saddle over Epona's behind. Colored strings of yarn hung from the back of the saddle and from the bottom of the sign.
I give up.
There were flower displays, white dove symbols interlocked with the Triforce lined the walls
That's getting kinda close to the Royal Crest there. I'd wonder if this is intentional, but I doubt LQ even noticed that.