If brutal and senseless violence was one of them, I wasn't safe riding around alone with him. No shit, Sherlock!
Nora is a great example of Too Dumb To Live.
Patch decides to set Nora straight and does so by pulling a large gun out from behind his seat. Nora screams, which I don't think is at all unjustified. She thinks this guy attacked someone and instead of actually reassuring her, he has smirked, gotten pissed, and then pulled out a gun. Any san person would come to the conclusion that Nora was right and he intends to kill or at least threaten her! Holy. Fucking. Shit. Patch is a bastard. ...Although I could see this in a parody. The Too Dumb To Live chick asks her obviously creepy boyfriend if he's hurt someone. He acts all suspicious, there is creepy music, we get a shot of the car from outside, we see the two in silhouette, he pulls a gun... and cut to the inside where we see that the gun's actually a brightly colored (but gun-shaped) water gun.
Funny, I have feelings for Patch myself, ones which lead me to fantasize about removing his balls with pruning shears. Can I help with holding him down while you do so?
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Date: 2013-09-01 05:01 pm (UTC)No shit, Sherlock!
Nora is a great example of Too Dumb To Live.
Patch decides to set Nora straight and does so by pulling a large gun out from behind his seat. Nora screams, which I don't think is at all unjustified. She thinks this guy attacked someone and instead of actually reassuring her, he has smirked, gotten pissed, and then pulled out a gun. Any san person would come to the conclusion that Nora was right and he intends to kill or at least threaten her!
Holy. Fucking. Shit. Patch is a bastard. ...Although I could see this in a parody. The Too Dumb To Live chick asks her obviously creepy boyfriend if he's hurt someone. He acts all suspicious, there is creepy music, we get a shot of the car from outside, we see the two in silhouette, he pulls a gun... and cut to the inside where we see that the gun's actually a brightly colored (but gun-shaped) water gun.
Funny, I have feelings for Patch myself, ones which lead me to fantasize about removing his balls with pruning shears.
Can I help with holding him down while you do so?