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Date: 2011-06-25 08:49 pm (UTC)
/He surprises Zoey, prompting her to cry out "Crap, Loren! You scared me so bad I almost peed on myself!"/

And yet she's supposed to be so wise and mature. *rolls eyes* Zoey is about as mature as a green banana.

/Loren starts to be all seductive and sleazy sexy and touches her arm and Zoey starts yammering to the readers about how it probably looked like an innocent gesture, but it totally felt like a caress and might I remind the jury that her boyfriend is standing not two feet away and she was just angsting over her behavior while he was gone and how much she regretted it? Oh no, she remembers that Erik's watching. She remembers it while she gives Blake a flirty smile./

*head-desk* You know what, just break up with Erik already. It's obvious that you don't deserve him and that you couldn't care less about him. I can't wait for him to dump your cheating, self-absorbed posterior.

/Oh, and we're told that Shaunee and Erin are openly staring at Blake's butt. When they see that Zoey notices this, they waggle their eyebrows./

You know what, I'd like to see how these drooling idiots would like it if a group of guys started to hound them with wolf-whistles and cat-calls and very loudly took notes on their looks with their buddies. See how *they* like being objectified and ogled.

/I can't think of any way the star Aldebaren relates to ancient Greece, Nyx, vampires, darkness, or the full moon./

Me neither. I looked on Wikipedia and Aldebaran was featured in Inuit, Dakota, and Mexican mythology, as well as Hindu myths. Aldebaran was also honored as one of the Four Royal Stars in ancient Persia and its name derives from the Arabic word for "The Follower." The only connection to Greek mythology that I can see is that Aldebaran is one of the stars in the constellation Taurus, which, as we all know, has the shape of a bull: the form that Zeus/Jupiter took when he ran off with Europa. Actually, considering that sleazy Loren Blake shows up in this chapter...maybe that's some twisted foreshadowing right there.
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