Nonsense, Aphrodite and her friends administered blowjobs and burned pot as incense. They're demons from hell, I tell you!
I have no idea. These elemental powers don't actually do anything besides give Zoey a power/confidence boost, leastwise not before the end of this book. Heck, even Ted Turner knew how to use the elements for the offensive! Ted-fricking-Turner!
Apparently we're in ancient Greece/Egypt, where you put food at the alter of whatever deity you pray to as an offering.
I know, right? For heaven's sakes, Sailor Uranus and Neptune of "Sailor Moon" were well-rounded, kickass lesbians and they were in a fandom that was centered around crystals and magic girls and pretty outfits! Meanwhile, the gay boys in a dark vampire fandom are giggly stereotypes. Poor guys. Fail, Cast ladies. -_-
Zoey's morality tends to center around who has wronged HER. Notice that Kayla wasn't a cheating whore until she moved in on a guy that Zoey still had some interest in? Aphrodite was a villainness when she didn't kiss Zoey's ass. And now Neferet's a Bad Guy not because she's apparently working with undead students and involved in some conspiracy, but because she stole Zoey's stolen ideas. Lovely
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Date: 2011-07-20 03:04 am (UTC)I have no idea. These elemental powers don't actually do anything besides give Zoey a power/confidence boost, leastwise not before the end of this book. Heck, even Ted Turner knew how to use the elements for the offensive! Ted-fricking-Turner!
Apparently we're in ancient Greece/Egypt, where you put food at the alter of whatever deity you pray to as an offering.
I know, right? For heaven's sakes, Sailor Uranus and Neptune of "Sailor Moon" were well-rounded, kickass lesbians and they were in a fandom that was centered around crystals and magic girls and pretty outfits! Meanwhile, the gay boys in a dark vampire fandom are giggly stereotypes. Poor guys. Fail, Cast ladies. -_-
Zoey's morality tends to center around who has wronged HER. Notice that Kayla wasn't a cheating whore until she moved in on a guy that Zoey still had some interest in? Aphrodite was a villainness when she didn't kiss Zoey's ass. And now Neferet's a Bad Guy not because she's apparently working with undead students and involved in some conspiracy, but because she stole Zoey's stolen ideas. Lovely