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ZeldaQueen: When we last left off, Nora and Vee faked a bomb threat for the noble goal of reading Patch’s student records, which we found out were nonexistent. Also, Patch is a creepy mofo, but we already knew that.

Ket: I know it’s spring, but I’m cold. So let’s deal with Asshole and Moron, so I can climb under a pile of blankets.

Why Is This Chapter A Thing? )
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ZeldaQueen: Before we begin, I want to apologize for the bizarre update schedule. I accidentally posted Chapter 9 here instead of at das_sporking and then took forever and a day to get it cleaned up. So to anyone confused by that, I'm very sorry. I'm going to knuckle down and catch up on updating over here.

Projection Room Voices: Starting Media in 3...2...1...

ZeldaQueen: So! When we last left off, Vee decided that somehow, breaking in to see Patch’s private records would be beneficial to Nora. Any takers on whether or not Nora acts sensibly over all of this?

Ket: That’s a sucker’s bet. We also got Chinese food instead of the usual booze and ice cream. *Offers Zelda fried wontons*.

ZeldaQueen: Ah, thank you kindly but I conjured a pepperoni pizza out of my hat. Mmmm...cheesy. And in a good way!

Now With RESEARCH On Bomb Threats And Why One Shouldn't Fake Them! )

Free Willy

Mar. 30th, 2014 04:54 pm
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ZeldaQueen: Hey, everybody! To those who get announcements on postings to [livejournal.com profile] das_sporking, I am very, very sorry about the one that went out not long ago. Posting has not yet resumed. I had meant to submit something to the pending approval list, and it kind of just went straight through. So I'm sorry if I caused any confusion there. To make it up to you all, I thought I'd spork a one-shot by BeatriceTheGolden, a rather infamous fanficcer in the Hetalia fandom, known for her rather...erm, extreme kinks (specifically guro). As the warning tags for this post indicate, we're getting bestiality. More on that with the author's notes, though!
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