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Crescendo: Chapter 11 (Part 2)
ZeldaQueen: And lo, we see how this all can become even dumber!
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Crescendo: Chapter 11 (Part 1)
ZeldaQueen: In which we see that, like with underpants, Fitzpatrick has no clue how police officers work
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Crescendo: Chapter 10
ZeldaQueen: In which Nora is jealous and Patch is extremely creepy
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Crescendo: Chapter 9
ZeldaQueen: Hello, ladies and gentlemen! For this year's Halloween sporking (yes, yes, it's very late, please don't kill me!), I shall be offering up our next sporking of Crescendo. Plenty scary enough, I'd say. It's up to you to decide if it's a trick or treat.
Also, as a warning, several NSFW pictures will be shown in this sporking, mainly to demonstrate that Fitzpatrick has no idea how underpants work.
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Also, as a warning, several NSFW pictures will be shown in this sporking, mainly to demonstrate that Fitzpatrick has no idea how underpants work.
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Crescendo: Chapter 8
ZeldaQueen: Sorry for the vanishing act there, people. Plenty more stupidity ahead, though!
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Crescendo: Chapter 7
ZeldaQueen: In which Nora's common sense appears to be in the negative double digits
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Crescendo: Chapter 6
ZeldaQueen: Omph. So sorry I dropped off of the map there, ladies and gentlemen. Shall we continue?
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Crescendo: Chapter 5
ZeldaQueen: I hope you guys have plenty of booze on hand, because this chapter is just bad.
Also, a happy birthday to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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Crescendo: Chapter 4
ZeldaQueen: I'm very sorry for how slow things have been. Hopefully things can move a little quicker now, updates-wise. I would certainly hate to deprive you all of this stupidity.
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Crescendo: Chapter 2 (Part 1)
ZeldaQueen: In which we get several sources of conflict, and they are all pointless. Also, Marcie is a whore
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Hush, Hush: Spite Fics (Part 1)
ZeldaQueen: And now, it is time for us to honor everyone who used the spite to fight against canon. Here we go!
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Crescendo: Chapter 1
ZeldaQueen: Posting early today, because tomorrow is the day there will be an "internet black-out" to protest SOPA and PIPA. So everyone knows, a long list of websites, including Google, Wikipedia, Mozilla, all icanhazcheezeburger sites, and Wordpress. For a full list, and an impressive list of links to the specific times and announcements, please check out this post, at gehayi's journal.
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Crescendo: Prologue
ZeldaQueen: You guys knew it was coming and now it is here: Crescendo, the sequel to the utterly fucked-up novel Hush, Hush. Over the next twenty-five chapters worth of sporkings, we're going to be treated to lovely amounts of hypocrisy, ill logic, slut shaming, general idiocy, and all the previous abuse vibes we know and hate. Not only that, but this book makes it blindingly obvious, if it wasn't so before, that this is all cashing in off of Twilight. That being the case, feel free to take shots when the many New Moon similarities pop up.
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Hush, Hush: The Story Behind The Story
ZeldaQueen: So. We've trekked through the story itself, the acknowledgements, the jacket summary, and now it's time for the last bit of fail - Fitzpatrick's account of how she hatched this stinker of a fail tale. We all ready?
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Hush, Hush: The Story
ZeldaQueen: So, we've gone through the story, and now it's time for one last test. We get to look at the book summary and see if we get an accurate representation of what it's about. Everyone ready?
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