Hogwarts Overexposed

[zelda_queen]

Fanfiction Notes: The third of a, quite frankly, sickening and tasteless series by Neil. Includes pedophilia, nudism, perversion, pee and breastfeeding fetishes, and almost all of it delivered by underage girls.

As sporked by doodasnapefreak

WARNING: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. LAWYERS WISH FOR US TO INFORM ALL VIEWERS THAT CHILDREN OR THOSE EASILY DISTURBED BY TASTELESS SEX AND SEX-RELATED ACTS. TO BORROW THE WARNINGS OF THE PREVIOUS STORY, THERE IS "EXCESSIVE NUDITY, LANGUAGE, TORTURE, PEDOPHILIA, VOYEURISM, WATERSPORTS, SCAT, SEX, RAPE, AND RAGE-INDUCING TOPICS MULTIPLIED BY TEN FROM THE LAST FIC. THIS FIC SHOULD NOT BE READ BY CHILDREN OR OTHER LIVING THINGS. EVER. IN FACT, IT SHOULD JUST BE DESTROYED, PREFERABLY ALONG WITH THE AUTHOR"

Introduction
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25

Return to the Sporking Chamber

Comments

We must mobilize!

[sickbritkid2.livejournal.com]

"IN FACT, IT SHOULD JUST BE DESTROYED, PREFERABLY ALONG WITH THE AUTHOR"

I'll give you an amen to that, sista!

Honestly. We should mobilize ourselves and utilize the resources of 4Chan and the Internet to track down Neil and then make sure he never writes this dreck or distributes it anywhere ever again.

My proposal is that we turn him into the proper authorities and then repost his entire fanfic series rewritten as some sort of parody form...

The potential is endless!

[sickbritkid2.livejournal.com]

NP.

I've thought about doing Dramatic Readings of it. After all, it was szlaniec's dramatic reading of My Immortal that got me interested in sporking.

However, I thought that maybe submitting written sporkings akin to the HMS STFU's Livejournal badfics would probably work best for me. I'd be able to write better material...