The Short Second Life Of Bree Tanner -Table Of Contents

[zelda_queen]

A novella written by Stephenie Meyer, documenting the story of a very minor character from Eclipse. Suffers from a terrible case of Doomed By Canon.

As sporked by ZeldaQueen

Introduction
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12
Part 13
Acknowledgements
Final Assessment

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Comments

[shaolina.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't know.

I'm also doing this. Although mine is more of "Here are all the times Diego is gay" and other WTF?! XD

I'll be honest, so far I don't hate this thing because it is SOOO gay and hilarious that it goes from bad to horrible to hilarious. I mean, I understand why Merv hates it, but I just can't stop giggling about it when I read a sentence or two. It's like mormon slash fanfic narrated from the perspective of the crazy best friend who covers his ears and screams: HE'S NOT GAY!!

[zelda-queen.livejournal.com]

It's hilarious, because surely Meyer had no idea what she was writing. XD Although I find myself thinking of Spoony's review of New Moon, in which he points out that the whole werewolf thing is possibly the sneakiest representation of homosexuality he'd ever seen (Bella telling Jacob to try not being a werewolf, him saying "You don't understand", etc). He said that apparently Meyer understands homosexuals surprisingly well, although I suspect it's more that Chris Weitz does. XD

[shaolina.livejournal.com]

Ah, I love that New Moon review. Spoony = awesomeness.