Ahhhh, the days when Megatokyo was just a funny gag-a-day series and not trying to be a messed-up combination of dating sim and soap opera~
I miss those days. *now reads Hanna Is Not A Boy's Name*

The car crash confuses me a little bit too. From what the panels show, uhm...okay, did the van go right up against the other car so that Bella would be squished like a grape, and Edward used his back to make a little cave/pocket/whatever?