Zoey (almost elated): '"He … uh ... touched me. And more than once. Okay, actually I saw him more than once today. Alone. And I think he wrote me a poem.”' Stevie Rae (disgusted): Are you SERIOUS? He's a TEACHER, Zoey, he's a creep! Zoey (suddenly sobbing): But it's forbidden LOVE!!!!!1111 Stevie Rae (logically, dragging Zoey out of the room): C'mon, Zoey, we're going to the headmaster's office right now! We're reporting this sicko to the Education Dept.
Problem solved :P Then Loren would be disciplined and lose his licence to teach and forever be discredited.
I hope the Casts don't really think most teen girls are or that they'd actually do this in real life. It's kinda disturbing that this type of story is marketed to them. And how dumb can Stevie Rae be, she's like Zoey-lite! Just as dumb, but not pretty and perfect like the Head Sue, the runner-up. I can't believe she'd coach her friend to do something so ILLEGAL! And the jump in priorities was just mind-boggling!
Poor Erik :(
I think I can translate what Blake probably meant with his haiku:
Zoey, hot piece of jailbait ass At the House of Night Let's meet for 'study session'
:O
Hey, and I'm not even a Vampyre Poet Laureate! :P
Oh, and nice yokel bashing there, Casts >.< Even the Aphrodite bashing is now irritating. You can bet if it were her and Loren getting it on in secret, Zoey would just have a field day sounding off against them!
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Zoey (almost elated): '"He … uh ... touched me. And more than once. Okay, actually I saw him more than once today. Alone. And I think he wrote me a poem.”'
Stevie Rae (disgusted): Are you SERIOUS? He's a TEACHER, Zoey, he's a creep!
Zoey (suddenly sobbing): But it's forbidden LOVE!!!!!1111
Stevie Rae (logically, dragging Zoey out of the room): C'mon, Zoey, we're going to the headmaster's office right now! We're reporting this sicko to the Education Dept.
Problem solved :P Then Loren would be disciplined and lose his licence to teach and forever be discredited.
I hope the Casts don't really think most teen girls are or that they'd actually do this in real life. It's kinda disturbing that this type of story is marketed to them. And how dumb can Stevie Rae be, she's like Zoey-lite! Just as dumb, but not pretty and perfect like the Head Sue, the runner-up. I can't believe she'd coach her friend to do something so ILLEGAL! And the jump in priorities was just mind-boggling!
Poor Erik :(
I think I can translate what Blake probably meant with his haiku:
Zoey, hot piece of jailbait ass
At the House of Night
Let's meet for 'study session'
:O
Hey, and I'm not even a Vampyre Poet Laureate! :P
Oh, and nice yokel bashing there, Casts >.< Even the Aphrodite bashing is now irritating. You can bet if it were her and Loren getting it on in secret, Zoey would just have a field day sounding off against them!