Seriously, THAT was the BIG CONFLICT? God, even Heath didn't do anything funny! And you know what, Zoey? You NEVER formally dumped Heath, so how was he supposed to know it was over? (Granted, he may have been too wasted to notice anyway :P) And that is just the shittest piece of narrative I've ever seen, a random drunken character just stumbling into a museum because He Can. You're shitting me, right? And no editor EVER picked up on this?! I am appalled.
And the ghosts just came and went? I like to think they were just people with sheets on their heads, 'cos that's about as scary as it was.
And I like to think that Aphrodite's minions didn’t flee from her during the ritual, but rather just rolling their eyes and saying 'fuck this' and leaving the museum in disgust, wondering how the hell they got written into such a shitty story.
'"'I am. I didn't come to the House of Night asking for these powers. All I wanted was a place to fit in. Well, I guess this is Nyx's way of answering my prayer.' I smiled at my friends and they grinned back at me. 'Clearly, the Goddess has a sense of humor'"'
When I read this quote, I imagined Zoey saying it all with gentle backing music and in that 'you know, I learnt something today' tone that they do at the end of an episode with an Aesop for the viewers to learn. It wasn't just cheesy and made me feel dirty and cheated, but it was practically the Casts not being bothered anymore and just made Zoey Sue-out completely! You may have not come to the House of Night asking for the powers, Zoey, but you sure felt entitled to them and plenty more! >.<
Okay, since we're almost at the end, here is my Dream Casting Call for the movie version so far (anyone else may share theirs, also, I encourage it! :P):
Zoey - I… really have NO idea! I have wracked my brain and nothing! :P Kayla - Ke$ha? (because Kayla's all trampy, which is pretty much all her characterisation right there :P) Stevie Rae - Miley Cyrus (well, she was Hannah Montana, she has 'hayseed' act down :D)? Heifer - I really want to say Mel Gibson, because who do you think of when you say 'religious crackpot'? :P Ferret - Megan Fox? Erik - Some flavour of the month that all the chicks will slaver over, maybe that dude out of I Am Number Four?
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Seriously, THAT was the BIG CONFLICT? God, even Heath didn't do anything funny! And you know what, Zoey? You NEVER formally dumped Heath, so how was he supposed to know it was over? (Granted, he may have been too wasted to notice anyway :P) And that is just the shittest piece of narrative I've ever seen, a random drunken character just stumbling into a museum because He Can. You're shitting me, right? And no editor EVER picked up on this?! I am appalled.
And the ghosts just came and went? I like to think they were just people with sheets on their heads, 'cos that's about as scary as it was.
And I like to think that Aphrodite's minions didn’t flee from her during the ritual, but rather just rolling their eyes and saying 'fuck this' and leaving the museum in disgust, wondering how the hell they got written into such a shitty story.
'"'I am. I didn't come to the House of Night asking for these powers. All I wanted was a place to fit in. Well, I guess this is Nyx's way of answering my prayer.' I smiled at my friends and they grinned back at me. 'Clearly, the Goddess has a sense of humor'"'
When I read this quote, I imagined Zoey saying it all with gentle backing music and in that 'you know, I learnt something today' tone that they do at the end of an episode with an Aesop for the viewers to learn. It wasn't just cheesy and made me feel dirty and cheated, but it was practically the Casts not being bothered anymore and just made Zoey Sue-out completely! You may have not come to the House of Night asking for the powers, Zoey, but you sure felt entitled to them and plenty more! >.<
Okay, since we're almost at the end, here is my Dream Casting Call for the movie version so far (anyone else may share theirs, also, I encourage it! :P):
Zoey - I… really have NO idea! I have wracked my brain and nothing! :P
Kayla - Ke$ha? (because Kayla's all trampy, which is pretty much all her characterisation right there :P)
Stevie Rae - Miley Cyrus (well, she was Hannah Montana, she has 'hayseed' act down :D)?
Heifer - I really want to say Mel Gibson, because who do you think of when you say 'religious crackpot'? :P
Ferret - Megan Fox?
Erik - Some flavour of the month that all the chicks will slaver over, maybe that dude out of I Am Number Four?
Think of more later.