So instead I bitch-slapped him (although I prefer just using the word smacked)
So use it, you bubble-headed dimwit!

Also, please, can we please, for once have a Drama class where a character reads from something other than Shakespeare? I mean, at my school we had a guy who did a great reading from "The Crucible," and another girl who did something from "Beauty and the Beast."
Billy wasn't the only great writer, people!