"Someone who is too stupid to anticipate all the jokes to be made at his expense:"

Now see, that's another thing that tends to get forgotten in these stories where people choose weird names for themselves. Stupid "snarky" comments from the narrator aside, if someone in a high school setting really did give themselves names like that, there'd be jokes and teasing like there's no tomorrow.

And no, there's no fun. The closest thing is how fun I keep imagining beating Zoey with a shovel would be.