FUCK YOU, BITCH! FUCK. YOU. Elizabeth Swan is not MEEK! She does not just take the kind of SHIT your bitch of a self-insert! And I know this was already said in the actual sporking, but I'm gonna say it again: What was KATE doing? Oh, yeah, that's right, SITTING PASSIVELY ON THE GROUND BECAUSE HER MAN SAID SO! Elizabeth was the one actually doing something! And I swear, if Kate starts WANGSTING about how AWFUL it is that Jones caught up with her again, I will be giving even less of a SHIT then I would have otherwise because SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO KEEP IT FROM HAPPENING!!! And we're supposed to LIKE this whiny pathetic...*curses unintelligibly for about twenty minutes*?! We're supposed to think she's a STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN??!!
NOOO! ELIZABETH!
NO!
FUCK YOU, BITCH! FUCK. YOU. Elizabeth Swan is not MEEK! She does not just take the kind of SHIT your bitch of a self-insert! And I know this was already said in the actual sporking, but I'm gonna say it again: What was KATE doing? Oh, yeah, that's right, SITTING PASSIVELY ON THE GROUND BECAUSE HER MAN SAID SO! Elizabeth was the one actually doing something! And I swear, if Kate starts WANGSTING about how AWFUL it is that Jones caught up with her again, I will be giving even less of a SHIT then I would have otherwise because SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO KEEP IT FROM HAPPENING!!! And we're supposed to LIKE this whiny pathetic...*curses unintelligibly for about twenty minutes*?! We're supposed to think she's a STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN??!!
FUCK! YOU! Just FUCK YOU!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*Deep breaths*
Okay. I feel a little better now.
That said, fuck you, suethor.