We are then treated to the Suethors getting on a soapbox and ranting about how it's wrong and not "cool" for girls to constantly give guys head.

Soapboxing. Ah, I remember Zoey exploding every couple chapters or so saying it's not "cool" to drink/smoke/do drugs/ have sex/insert other activity here.

I actually thought House of Night was like My Immortal, only with better grammar. Slightly better grammar. Think about it: Annoying female protaganist, thorough descriptions of clothes, very attractive people, one dimensional characters, soapboxing, etc. I could go on.